Mr. Elijah Lowkey <Da_South_King>

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Pick up lines with come backs!1317 jours il y a
 
Pick up lines with come backs!
1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
2.)Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
3.)Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.
5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
7.)Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.
 posté par Mr. Elijah Lowkey 

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Lishawn Mcdonald a dit...Il y a 1256 jours
 
when i was reading this all i did was laugh that was fie u is sick.
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Tasha His Royal Queen a dit...Il y a 1073 jours
 
that is crazy to me thou
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Jasmine E. a dit...Il y a 1065 jours
 
DAT SHIT WAZ SO FUNNY TO ME U CRAZY FOR DAT:L :L :P
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