
Mr. Elijah Lowkey <Da_South_King>
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| Pick up lines with come backs! | 1317 jours il y a | ||
Pick up lines with come backs!1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before? Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 2.)Male: Is this seat empty? Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down. 3.)Male: Your place or mine? Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine. 4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living. Female: I'm a female impersonator. 5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign? Female: DO NOT ENTER. 6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Female: Unfertilized. 7.)Male: Your body's like a temple Female: Sorry, there are no services today. 8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you. Female: But would you please stay there? 9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing. | |||
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| Lishawn Mcdonald a dit... | Il y a 1256 jours | ||
when i was reading this all i did was laugh that was fie u is sick. | |||
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| Tasha His Royal Queen a dit... | Il y a 1073 jours | ||
that is crazy to me thou | |||
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| Jasmine E. a dit... | Il y a 1065 jours | ||
DAT SHIT WAZ SO FUNNY TO ME U CRAZY FOR DAT | |||
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