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Rigor Mortis <translucent_air>

	about time i had one of these(not stolen from emz in any way)	1102 days ago
	I ______ john john is ______ If I wer in a room alone with john I would ______ I fink john shud ______ emz needs ______ I want 2 ______ john Sumday john will ______ john reminds me of ______ Wivout john ______ My memories of john are______ The worst thing about john is ______ Th best fing abt john is ______ I am ______ wiv john 1 fing I wud lke 2 know abt john is ______ john shud go n ______
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11 Comments:

	Emma Kitten said...	1101 days ago
	hahah!! I wuvv john john is fantissssssssssssmo! If I wer in a room alone with john I would make him teach me how to use an axe and pigs to get rid of enemies.. I fink john shud go die [only joking ] john needs EMZ! [i changed my name to urs btw lol ] I want 2 sing(?! sorry ul b deafended) to john Sumday john will cry.. hahaa.! john reminds me of JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE! hahaaa Wivout john there wud b no joy in gore My memories of john are american history x. lol. The worst thing about john is the skool he goes to !! >=[ :] Th best fing abt john is HE ROCKS MY BLINKIN SOCKS!!!!! I am one(?!) wiv john 1 fing I wud lke 2 know abt john is "do u like to drink chocolate milk??" john shud go n burn down methody heheh.. xx
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	Patrick Linden said...	1087 days ago
	I fear john john is brother for life If I wer in a room alone with john I would move to the other side of it before cleaning his right hand I fink john shud give me the one ring I want 2 adopt john Sumday john will kill us all, but i won't resent him for it john reminds me of frodo Wivout john i'd be a millionaire My memories of john are not suitable for anyone to hear The worst thing about john is his jewish nose Th best fing abt john is his surname I am spirtually linked wiv john 1 fing I wud lke 2 know abt john is who does his make up? john shud go n think about what he has done, those school girls will never be the same.....
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	Matthew Spratt said...	1075 days ago
	I cower 2 john john is racist (h5) If I wer in a room alone with john I would die wen da 02 runs out I fink john shud eat more emz needs (hu is dis chick) um condoms I want 2 hit john(sounds fun an ders nothin else i cud fink of) Sumday john will die and ann frank will laf john reminds me of hitler Wivout john science wud suk My memories of john are trampoline related accidents and also a certain near rape incident The worst thing about john is he doesnt eat enuf Th best fing abt john is his trampoline (not da im usin ya ) I am whole wiv john 1 fing I wud lke 2 know abt john is do you actuli have lice or is it a rumour john shud go n eat ann franks decayed body
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	Rigor Mortis said...	1075 days ago
	what were these near rape experiences and i eat plenty, anne frank has alot of meat on her for a corpse
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	Emily Innit. said...	993 days ago
	I can't wait til i get to see john. [again obv.] john is in need of hair extensions. If I wer in a room alone with john I would have fun mate. =] I fink john shud try to get cheap train fares to portrush/ballymena soon. emz needs to teach john that his name is john and not emz? I want 2 get on the next train to belfast to see john. Sumday john will have long hair. =]] john reminds me of very very very very cold hands. and china. Wivout john belfast wouldnt be the same. My memories of john are few but excellent. xD The worst thing about john is the cold handness. ]= Th best fing abt john is everything else i would say. haha. I am dead happy and rather girly [unfortunately] wiv john. 1 fing I wud lke 2 know abt john is how does he like his eggs in the morning. john shud go n buy a subway cause i bet he would love it.
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	Emily Innit. said...	993 days ago
	i clearly WASNT bored. =]
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	John Pantyjewnose. said...	74 days ago
	I masturbate to john john is foreign If I wer in a room alone with john I would teach him how to spell words in his blog.. I fink john shud learn how to spell. emz needs to be beaten to death with a 12 inch dildo. I want 2 be john Sumday john will hang around Belfast with people his own age john reminds me of shitty foreign black metal Wivout john i wouldn't have any form of id My memories of john are buskfest "I drank 12 litres of vodka" The worst thing about john is the fact he gives shit blowjobs Th best fing abt john is the fact he gives shit blowjobs I am seriously considering a civil partnership wiv john 1 fing I wud lke 2 know abt john is do you actually use curlers on your hair? john shud go n stop having a silly surname.
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	Danny said...	74 days ago
	I dont know john john is jimmy If I wer in a room alone with john I would play fetch with a lollypop stick I fink john shud fetch me that stick john needs to fetch me that stick I want 2 rename john Sumday john will fetch me that stick john reminds me of jimmy fetching that stick Wivout john i would have to make someone else fetch me that stick My memories of john are of him fetching that stick The worst thing about john is him not fetching the stick Th best fing abt john is when he fetches the stick I am going out while the stick stays at home wiv john 1 fing I wud lke 2 know abt john is when will he fetch me that stick john shud go n fetch that stick
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	Rigor Mortis said...	73 days ago
	That was one hell of a comment gap, and I copied and pasted this from Emma Cairns, I never spell incorrectly.
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	Rigor Mortis said...	73 days ago
	Also fuck you Butler.
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	Elliot. said...	73 days ago
	I once sexually abused john john is a paradoxical machine of metaphor and contradiction If I wer in a room alone with john I would teach him to spell. I fink john shud spell correctly emz needs a new job, from what I hear. I want 2 skullfuck john Sumday john will spell things properly. john reminds me of the oncoming hordes of the dead, when hell fills up and Satan sends his legions back to earth to punish the wicked. Wivout john the world be a less anatomically correct place My memories of john are usually hazy The worst thing about john is his alien arm syndrome Th best fing abt john is his ability to type without vowels I am aroused wiv john 1 fing I wud lke 2 know abt john is how he get's his hair to have so much bounce. john shud go n fuk hmself
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