Arron C <ArronC62>

"Stacky Boi,"

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joke 252 weeks ago
 

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a double Decker, It was after
eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a fisherman's friend. On the way,
they stopped at a yorkie bar, he had a rum and butter, she had a wine
gum. He asked her name,' Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said.
I'm the one with the nuts,' he thought! Then he touched her milky way.
They checked in, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned
out the light for a bit of black magic. It wasn't long before he
slipped his hand into her snickers and felt her cream egg. He fondled
her flap jacks then he showed her his curly wurly and tic tacs. Miss
Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more jelly babies, So she let him take
a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied
a bit of fudge.
It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish delight, When
he pulled out, his fun size mars bar felt a bit crunchy. She wanted
more, he needed time out, and however, he noticed her pink wafers
looked very appetizing. He did a twirl, had a picnic in her sherbet and
finished of by giving her a gob stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then
had to go home to his wife, Caramel. Sadly he was soon to discover he
had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with all sorts!!!!
 posted by Arron C 

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