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Robin Murphy <gunner_twotone>

	The Dole Office	518 días hace
	Atthe dole office in Castlebar a Traveller walkedin to pick up his cheque. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' How's it going Boss, You know,I just HATE drawing the dole. I'd like to get a job!' The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent. We just gota job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for hisbeautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will also have, as part of your job assignment to satisfyher sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive. A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc located above the garage, willbe designated for your sole use and the salary is €200,000 a year.' The traveller just plain wide-eyed, said, ' You're bull$h!ttin' me!' The social welfare worker said, ' Yeah, well . . You started it!’
	escrito por Robin Murphy

1 comentario:

	Alan Gold ha dicho…	hace 515 días
	fantastic, though its the kinda job that would suit me to a tee
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