Clarky Boy <Clarky_Boy_1>

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CHAVS!!1017 días hace
 
Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
A. Granny.

Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys?
A. They have no real use, but it is great to watch one fall down a
flight of stairs

Q. Two chavs in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
A. A start.

Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count.


 escrito por Clarky Boy 

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