-Dee <DeeX4>
"▬▬▬Perception is everything▬▬▬"
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 | I want your quotes! | 187 dni temu | |
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 I've just read one of the funniest quotes (imho) I was watching a video of an old band that were big way back when I was a kid and someone had described it as being a 'talented performance'....Someone else came along after that and ......here's their take on the performance: "How can you say this is a talented performance? It's like dragging sandpaper over your scrotum and saying it feels nice."  It sure made me laugh (probably more at the mental picture if I'm honest lol) and so I thought if any of you have any funny quotes, jot them down, I'm in need of a good giggle  Cheers! xXx | |||
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 | Katy mówi… | 186 dni temu | |
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 I bought a magnet a few yrz bk wiv a pic of a pic of a hippo n it nd da writin sed "Lord, if you won't make me skinny, please make my friends fat " i jus had 2 buy it, i laughd so much nd i stil hav it 2dy. It alwayz makes me smile. Lol. :-D | |||
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| Hayley R mówi… | 84 dni temu | |
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 Me and my mates were doing a true or false quiz, and one of them had to read the next question. Instead of saying: "At the age of 10, Justin Timberlake was voted Mr. America. True or false?" She said:"At the age of 10, Justin Timberlake was voted Mr. Pregnant." | |||
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| Spider mówi… | 36 dni temu | |
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 Don't know if this counts as a quote but here goes. I went into a shop in Germany to buy bus tickets for which one should say "Bus Karten". With my schoolboy german I asked for "Bussen Karten" which roughly translated means Boob pictures. The lady in the shop went  and directed me to a sex shop. Sheeeesh I never did get that bus ! | |||
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