
Garry Morris <Gazza260>
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| ULTIMATE BLONDE JOKE(NO OFFENCE LOVE EM TRUST ME) | 1052 dni temu | ||
A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde "biker girl." 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to ! me is a blonde and a professional weightlifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?" T he blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." | |||
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| Tanya Bannell mówi… | 1050 dni temu | ||
| very gd. only had to read it once and thats cumin from a blonde lol. hope ure doin well hit me bak xxx | |||
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| Sammi mówi… | 473 dni temu | ||
thats gud, im also blonde and only read it once | |||
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