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André <AndreGerber>

	Poem: Boredom in the Exam	900 jours il y a
	This is just a fun little poem I wrote today after I finished writing the exam and was forced to sit there for an extra forty minutes while everyone finished, although every was already finished. Enjoy! BOREDOM IN THE EXAM I’ve just finished writing English (My third to last exam) It certainly was easy(ish) - of that I can confess Although question two was not as easy as the rest It certainly was easier than my other English test. But then the problem still remains Of how much time there still remains Still, here I must remain until I go insane. (Add One more line to complete the rhyme). Tick tock, it’s ten o’clock I cannot go; the time’s not up Forty minutes – time has stopped I’m sure that clock is broken, though It’s already going backwards, so There was an old lady who swallowed a spider That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her And I’m certain that must’ve tasted quite coarse Because later in the song she swallows a horse I think that later she swallowed a bat And after that she swallowed a cat. Perhaps she’ll die. Right, that was random, let me move on Old ladies swallowing things is just wrong Is it “is” or “are” – I cannot recall Perhaps it is “was” – oh, bugger it all! Mia is sitting at the desk beside mine She seems to do well passing the time She’s playing Sudoku, a mathematical game It must be quite fun ‘cause she seems entertained I wish I could leave – that would have been swell Instead I have to sit here – it’s like rotting in hell Soria’s banging her head on the desk That looks like fun. I’ll give it a test. That didn’t work. Now my head’s very sore. Her head must’ve been when she swallowed a boar No…I don’t think she swallowed any boars She swallowed a cat and even a horse! Time is up. Oh! Whoop-de-doo! Now I can go and do other things I want to do I.T. Is next and you have to concede it It’s very difficult. Wish me luck… I’ll need it
	posté par André