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	TAY FM, HYPNO-BOY, LIVE-IN-IT-TO-WIN-IT 2008.	427 días hace
	So, Live in it to win it, This was a huge promotional competition run by Radio Tay, Norman Fairweather motors and Wellgate shopping centre and went out on national news and newspapers. The Idea was that listeners of the radio station were invited to win a car to the tune of £10,000 simply by living in it for a period of 7 days, in a shopping centre, to win it!. Contestants were all evicted each day by members of the public untill there was a winner and had to endure multiple daily "tasks" on air to win smaller prizes i.e. dailly newspapers, luxury items and immunity from eviction ect. Tasks were given on the "Wake up with Webster" show staring web-man-Stoo-the-poo Webster, Andy Fun-Boy Robbie (of the "cho-cho's" and nananana "tay-life" fame) and also Alan-MR.News-Smith (of "the Moobs" fame) The tasks ranged from eating chilli chocolate, raw brussel sprouts and also tricky questions ect. One task in particular was; sing 99 green bottles, nice one Stoo, very original!!!! Being hypnotized by yours trully was also a task. I followed the competition on the radio everyday as I though it was a great idea, having no idea I was actually going in to do a wee show. Stoo did tell me, to his defence, in a funny, indirect kinnda way. but I thought "yeah-yeah" thanks for the thought, but I can't see it. and simply past it of as a nice gesture. He was serious. I woke up early as usual on another typical Friday morning 7am sharp. Not thinking clearly, mornin' breath, messy hair and stubble! Kids are gane daft and the weather was guff, looked at the time on my mob and a txt fae Stoo @ Radio tay, Andy, it read, how quickly can you get to the wellgate? your going to use your skills in the car. My bowels moved.... Sh*t. Scrapped my plans, grabbed a suit, no time to plan a show, just drive. Got to the wellgate just as shoppers and workers were arriving, 8am came and it was announced to the car they were to be hypnotized. As I was mic.ed up I was told by Stoo, I had four minutes between links to get them under and ready to go. Man, that's a task in its-self, I was thrown to the lions. There I was, 8am, in a car, in a shopping centre ,doing stage hypnosis live on radio and webcam with a fraction of the time I required. Bizzare, doesn't even come close, even as far as hypno-shows go, this was completely off the f***ing wall. Out of the four contestants in the car, only two were of any use hypno-wise, but as it was severely cramped and I was rushed I felt it was best to bring out Ryan because he was at the back of the car and more or less out of reach, he would have been a great subject under "normal" circumstances. I stuck with Wendy - known as the ?4yr old dinnerlady from Dundee as she was close to where I was and incredibly responsive. In the car, I just more or less did a show continuoulsy for the sake of the car-mates and it was broadcast during the "links" on the radio. I have no idea what went out but I just followed with what I could hear on the headphones. I personally thought it was funny as hell and certainly had a great time, some of the radio audience called in with suggestions and in turn they were relayed down to me to try out which proved to be very interesting. The suggestions are listed below and not all were broadcast for obvious reasons. To get the ball rolling, Wendy and Ryan were first playing an invisible piano, then I removed Ryan's suggestions and worked with Wendy from here. Wendy used a shoe as an oxygen mask, I dont know if it was hers or not but she was breathing in very heavily and rather enjoying the "oxygen". Next Wendy was told there was a big giant grizzly bear in the drivers seat and it loved being tickled. Wendy loved tickling this bear untill she thought the bear had immunity, then she started to sulk, this was the first broadcast suggestion I think. Stoo was made the hypnotist, (so I could nip away to mcds for breakfast!!) but failed to do anything - loser - no, it was my fault!, I didn't set it up properly and under the circumstances I did think it was a bit elaborate to try it here as Stoo was in the studio about three miles away. Shame. I was starving. ALL the suggestions from this point were active through out the rest of the session. Wendy would bark like a dog everytime she heard "Tay Fm" (from audience) and would also shout "vote Alicks" (another contestant) everytime she heard "punch my fist/PMF" (another tay phrase). This was used constantly about 60 times. I told wendy that Ryan was incredibly annoying so she was giving him cheek as he promplty stuck his big feet in her face. so I changed it round so that she loved him and had the hots for him, she pulled a cover over herself and proceded to mount him. (oh she MADE room!!!) we tried to get her to lick his feet (not as a suggestion) but she was having none of that. Every time someone spoke it smelled like a giant earthquaking fart, the poor lass was not allowed out of the car as a rule so she made do with sticking her head out the window for air as she felt quite sick. Everybody outside the car was naked, this was audience, shoppers, staff, passers by and myself. (from audience) Some poor fat bloke watching at the side was described as podgy live on air, he dissapeared quickly before we could elaborate and wendy was completely discusted with the sight of her mother and sister standing naked in the wellgate. result. I flashed a couple of nipples to her and did a wee dance to the delight of ....well......myself......Wendy didn't think much of my lunchbox area and commented on my size - teeny, I'll get her for that. (not broadcast) Xfactor time and Wendy did a sh*te Donnie Osmond song to the evaluation of the in-car panel, special guest appearance from Simon and co. (also from radio audience) I think that was about it, can't really remember if there was more exept.................. "Wendy there is no such thing as a hypnotist with a "wee-mannie" when you look at me you will see the biggest baddest"............... you get the point! as this was not broadcast it was ok to freely swing my giant manparts around my head screaming "woooooooo Wendy feast your eyes on that"!!!!!!! Obviously she LOVED it, who woudn't.? Wendy came out of it ok and doesn't remember much, maybe just as well because we went to town on her in the car. I hope the radio audience got a great share of the experience and had a laugh as that is what it was all about. If you heard it and saw this let me know what you think. I know the car-mates had a good time and it was something I will never forget, it was incredibly surreal to do something like that under those conditions. I like to think I delivered on the day and have a lot to be thankfull for. Stoo again you are a saint for sorting this, I wont forget it, but you are a bugger for springing it on me 1hr before broadcast, what a challenge. Thanks to Tay Fm, Car-mates and everyone involved for suggestions ect. Amazing. Leave a comment on this 'cos it took ages to type, I dont want it to go to waste. All the best Out "All this and more- @ www.lawsonhypnosis.com"!
	escrito por Andyboyhypnotist

5 comentarios:

	Andy Robbie ha dicho…	hace 427 días
	perfecto grande!
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	Andyboyhypnotist ha dicho…	hace 426 días
	too long
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	Mel ha dicho…	hace 426 días
	Hey hun, just missed u on the radio, Leanne called me from our shop in Broughty Ferry but i was at the paper shop and by the time i called her back and she told me u were finished, sounds like u did ace, well done. We seen u in the paper congrats on that too, dead proud of u, xxxx
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	Fraser Gordon ha dicho…	hace 417 días
	wish id seen it . the show that is
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	Blond Bampot ha dicho…	hace 406 días
	tried to watch it on line but couldnt find it the hypno stuff that is just junk about the folk in the car funny blog tho andy
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