
Neil-Mcmillan <Neil__Mcmillan>
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| PRISON V WORK | 603 giorni fa | ||
PRISON V WORKJust in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer. @ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell @ WORK you spend most of your time in an 6X6 space @ PRISON You get three meals a day, fully paid for @ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it @ PRISON For good behaviour, you get time off @ WORK For good behaviour, you get more work @ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself @ PRISON You can watch TV and play games @ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games @ PRISON You get your own toilet @ WORK you have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat @ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit @ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family @ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ WORK you must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners @ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ WORK you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars @ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK They are called 'Managers' THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE. Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check e-mails! | |||
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