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PRISON V WORK603 giorni fa
 
PRISON V WORK

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up,
this should make things a little bit clearer.




@ PRISON

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK you spend most of your time in an 6X6 space


@ PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for

@ WORK you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
For good behaviour, you get time off

@ WORK For good behaviour, you get more work


@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games


@ WORK you could get fired for watching TV and playing games


@ PRISON
You get your own toilet


@ WORK you have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat


@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK you aren't even supposed to speak to your family


@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required



@ WORK you must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners



@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars


@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens


@ WORK
They are called 'Managers'



THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Now get back to work.
You're not getting paid to check e-mails!
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