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Martinios <Spike53>

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	Footy Jokes lol!!!:D	721 days ago
	Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit. Q: What would you get if Manchester United were relegated? A: 60,000 more Chelsea fans Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford? A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Stamford Bridge. Q. What would you call a pregnant Man United fan? A: A dope carrier. Q. What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain? A: Gifted. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Man Utd. fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog. Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator? A: A Man U fan is a real dick Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool... Q: What's is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal? A: Pam's only got two tits in front of her Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it? A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures. Q: How can you tell a level headed Liverpool supporter? A: He dribbles from both sides of his mouth - at the same time. Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig? A: Thick bacon... Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea? A: The tea stays in the cup longer! Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit? A: The accused. Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly? A: So blind people could laugh at them too! Q: What do you call 100 Arsnal supporters at the bottom of a cliff? A: A good start! Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet? A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest. Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? A: Nice tattoo Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test? A: A cheat. Q: Why do they call Bobby Robson hitler? A: Because he cant win in europe either. Q. What's the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver? A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time. Q: What do David Beckham and British rail trains have in common. A: They both go in and out of Victoria Q: What do the England footbal team and Posh Spice both have in common? A: They've both been screwed by David Beckham. Q: Why did Posh Spice marry David Beckham? A: Because he's the only fella who can lob Seaman at 60 yards
	posted by Martinios