Carol Coogan <Carol_With_The_Hat>

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THE TEN TEENAGE COMMANDMENTS!!312 weeks ago
 
1.Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)

2.Thou shall not do drugs.(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)

3.Thou shall not steal from spar (tesco has a bigger selection)

4.Thou shall not be arrested for vandalisim. (destruction has a bigger effect).

5.Thou shall not steal from parents (everybody knows granny has more money)

6.Thou shall not get into fights (cat fight anyhow....just start them)

7.Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8.Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (hooters pay more)

9.Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")

10.Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (just leave them in the middle
 posted by Carol Coogan 

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