Lil Shevie <shevie_x>

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why to date dancers n hockey players!!!283 weeks ago
 
10 REASONS WHY HOCKEY PLAYERS MAKE BETTER DATES!

10.We aren?t allowed to kick any balls
9.We have a nice stroke
8.We are used to scoring
7.When it gets hard we always pull through
6.We have a very powerful "drive"
5.We wear skirts to play games
4.We only play in teams
3.We don't mind getting dirty
2.We know how to handle their sticks and balls
1.We can go for 70 minutes in 1

??wh? date a dancer?! x
1. we know all the positions
2. we perform to please the crowd
3. we don't mind getting hot and sweat?
4. we're ver? flexible
5. we show off our legs
6. we're ph?sicall? fit and perform for a long time
7. we can shake it like no other
8. we're perfectioni?t? 9: the?'ll keep going until the? hit it
10. we do what we're told
11. we're used to performing in minimal amounts of clothing
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