Dean W <deanow07>

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How to shower like a man!!!!!!!!!!320 weeks ago
 
1.Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave in a pile on the floor.
2.Walk naked to the bathroom.
3.If you see your girlfriend/ wife along the way, shake willy at her making the "woo-woo"
sound.
4.Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scratch your bum.
5.Get in the shower.
6.Wash your face.
7.Wash your armpits.
8.Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off.
9.Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
10.Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
11.Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
12.Wash your hair.
13.Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
14.Wee.
15.Rinse off and get out of shower.
16.Partially dry off.
17.Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
18.Admire willy size in mirror again.
19.Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
20.If you pass girlfriend/ wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the "woo-woo"
sound again.
21.Throw wet towel on bed

That concludes this sick but true blog on how to shower like a man!!!
 posted by Dean W 

1 Comment:

John Murray said...6/11/07
 
haha so true!!
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