Laura Brohan <Disco_Stix>

"Nosce te ipsum"

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Laura Sings The Recession Blues 245 weeks ago
 
This so-called current "job recession",
Has me in a deep depression,
I need a job and need one fast,
How much longer can this last?

I haven't worked since last semester,
So every day I sit and fester,
And wait with bated breath for news,
Of openings and interviews.

Some companies just don't reply,
Or tell me I don't qualify,
I bought a suit in anticipation,
Of a new-found occupation.

But it seems to me that my next role,
Will see me signing on the dole,
Unless...and here is my solution,
To end this heartbreak and confusion....

There is a job that makes cash sense,
Makes use of my experience,
Fuck the dole, I'll chuck the suit!
I'll go and be a prostitute! :L :L

by Laura Brohan
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