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The Lekky Wookie Biography, By Sir Thomas Higgins321 weeks ago
 
Chapter 1

Lekky wookie, born out of a need to jump into an already crowded marketplace, and seriously rock out in the process. Two girls(and a few other hangers on) from the planet ganymede(not to be confused with the moon of the same name), took the dublin music scene by storm, their first concert destroying what was once the isaac butt and their second caused so much damage to teh red box, it was closed for two years of repairs. Now on a hiatusfrom live performances, until such time as dublin can produce a venue strong enough for the awesome power of their live spectacle.
This time is spent recording several albums at once,spanning all known genres, but the mostly hotly anticipated is of course "the massive face EP", due for release in the next decade, production is being held up by the wait for the invention of a uber-super-bass-coil-rig system, essential to the safe listening of the album.

to be continued
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Thomas Higgins said...4/30/07
 
Chapter 2
As the legal battle continues over who really wrote gansta's paradise(thieven coolio bastard), the girls have decided to take some personal time, during this period some truth has arisin about their personal lifes.
Due to a legal loophole passed by the UN for just such an ocassion, jinny is incapable of being judeged, and therefore cannot be convicted of a crime whilst on the surface of planet earth. This has proved useful in evading several incidents of public nudity, a few murders(less than ten, im assured) and one very unfortunate incident involving a horse, a hamster, 2 members of hanson and a very confused vole.
Laura on the other hand is able to speak to fish, this talent has been used to train many an army of evil aquatic life forms, intent on reeking havoc on all mankind(see El Nino). By far the most impressive of all lauras talents is the ability to understand andcommunicate with one fiery haired evil genius known only as LOLLY, this is useful in crimefighting.
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Put Away Those Fiery Biscuits said...6/22/07
 
wow...I'm blown away
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