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	HELSINKI 09 TOUR REPORT	153 Tage her
	Day 1- At 6.25am on Wednesday 10th June 2009, the Rodent RFC squad of 2009 gathered at Edinburgh airport to begin only their second overseas tour to Helsinki, Finland. Needless to say, there was an air of excitement and frantic anticipation at the prospect of spending five outrageous skites and two days of physical rugby in Finland with the Rodents. You will soon discover that we were not disappointed.Upon checking in, the Rodents gathered in the departure lounge bar where tour organiser Porcupine ordered the largest round of pre-7am beers Edinburgh airport has ever seen. Tour captain, The Skunk, read out the Permission to Tour Letters and the tour rules were clarified....the tour had officially begun. Skite was the order of the day on the short flight to Amsterdam, surprisingly. Skite was also conducted at Amsterdam airport and the realisation of the expense of this tour was apparent as the Hedgehog forked out 32 Euros for 4 beers, wow. At this stage, the Rodents had already been asked to cool it from airport bar staff. It was, however, BLOCKED. After our connecting flight to Finland, the Rodents arrived in Helsinki totally skited, surprisingly. We filled our hydration packs with Voddy and Ribena as we waited for the arrival of the Gopher and the Taz Devil. They were greeted, and we collectively hopped on the bus to the city centre. On the strenuous, zig-zagged walk to our hotel the Skunk and the Stoat stopped and asked some 'friendly' locals for some directions and were swiftly offered oral sex in return for such advice. After much deliberation, the Skunk assured the Stoat that in fact "a mouth is a mouth after all" was incorrect and managed to drag the Stoat away. We arrived at our digs. All was well until a certain ungrateful sod threw the biggest tantrum of all time about having to sleep on a sofa bed. Anyway, we had a quick turnaround, gave our under-carriages the once over and made tracks to the Aussie Bar, where we were to spend a lot of time and money over the next few days....I believe the Shrew can account for this?! The first night of any tour is wild, but this was one was fairly obscene it has to be said. It was business as usual as the Rodents took the place to the cleaners - skulling pints, playing 'cock or ball' and sodomy were all on the cards, surprisingly. However, one Rodent in particular was crowned the drunkest of all as the Shrew proceeded to purchase 4 (maybe 5) bottles of house sparkling wine and distribute them accordingly to all Rodents, before wiping out a table of glassware and females!. Good work Shrew. good work.  READ ON FOR DAYS 2-6
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	Oli Pool hat gesagt...	136 Tage her
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