Beffy' <Sutton_Bud>

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Lubeys stupidness.232 weeks ago
 
Science avec Mrs L
Louise is sucking her lolly.
Mrs.L: "Louise, put that lolly away and show me it at the end"
the end is nigh
Me: "hey louise don't forget to show miss your lolly"
Louise: "Narrr, i'll just tell her i ate it."
Gawwwwd, woman, that was the whole point.

Louise: "aniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiioiiiiiiiiiiiiii
 iiiiiii........"
Me: "what are you, tarzan? :S
Louise: "....will always love youuuuuuu"
Me: "oh i see, your singing looser."
it seriously sounded like tarzan.

mrs L explaing what we are about to do
mrs longsdale: now don't set the voltage above 4V under any circumstances
me+beth: hmm lets set it higher and see what it does!
{turn the voltage up to 12V}
beth: can you smell burning
me: hmm a little bit
mrs longsdale: WHOS BURNING
beth: shit its us! quick turn it off
me: oh crap we blew up the resistor
beth: quick! swop it with toby+sams!!

Mrs longsdale had just looked through my book
Mrs L: "THIS IS DISGUSTING!, TOTALLY UNEXCEPABLE! HOW OLD ARE YOU?"
Louise: Not as old as youuu
cheeky, cheeky

PSME
Me + Louise walking out of form room. Mr.O catches louise chewing;
Mr.O: " Louise youve got a very big hole .."
"gets cut off by Louise"
Louise: "SO'S YA MUM"

Lunchtime
Louise is talking about leaving her straighteners on.
Louise: "Rolo'l be okay, my doors shut"
Beffy "Yeah but what if he gets his super tall gf to open it for him" "what if there having sex in your bed right now!" (dont ask)
Louise "rolo couldn't have sex in my bed cos dogs dont have sex they lay eggs"

Science avec Mrs N
Mrs N had just asked a question. Louise told me what she thought the answer was, Mrs N told the class the answer, turned out louise had got it right.
Louise: "Wooooooo you did it you did it you did. BEEEEEF thats what you said. you clever little so + so."
Me: "errrr no louise, thats what you said."
dick

I have a cold.
Louise, after clearly observing mr for a long time,
"When you sneeze no snot comes out"
idiot, thats 'cos my nose is blocked.

PSME
Louise: "Hey Beth, d'ya know what i discovered?"
Me: "No?"
Louise: "You have a family."
no shit.

MSN
louise says:
- beth (: is Away and may not reply.
louise says:
OKAY
- beth (: says:
am i ?
louise says:
nope :)
- beth (: says:
well why did you say that retard :S ?
louise says:
your name said it!!!!!!!!
- beth (: says:
no it didn't
louise says:
IT DIDIDD
- beth (: says:
DID NOT I NEVER SAID I WAS AWAY DAMN YOU
louise says:
lol :D gayy
- beth (: says:
wtf, did it or didn't it?
louise says:
it did lol
- beth (: says:
well it shouldn't have
louise says:
well it did
- beth (: says:
well i dont no why
- beth (: says:
and why would you tell me that u was away in the first place even if i was retard
louise says:
cos i am a sexy bitch.
as if thats a reasonable explination :S
 posted by Beffy' 

4 Comments:

Lou said...12/3/08
 
how embarrasing! :L
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Lou said...12/28/08
 
PSME
Me + Louise walking out of form room. Mr.O catches louise chewing;
Mr.O: " Louise youve got a very big hole .."
"gets cut off by Louise"
Louise: your dad was in it last night ;)
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Laura said...1/12/09
 
lol i never knew how funny she really is LOL at louise x
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Beffy' said...1/21/09
 
no not funny, just plain STUPID.
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