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Aimz <villaprincess>

"VILLA TILL I DIE - SHIT ON THE CITY"

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	Q: What do you say to a birmingham city supporter with a good looking bird on his arm? A: Nice tattoo. Q) What is the difference between a hedgehog and a busload of birmingham city fans? A) On a hedgehog all the pricks are on the outside !! Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps? A: Well, they had photos of birmingham city players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on. A man desperate at birmingham city current situation decides to top himself.In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At the very lastmoment, he decides upon wearing his full birmingham city kit as his last statement.A neighbour, catching sight of the impending incident, informs the police.On arrival, the police quickly remove the birmingham city kit and dress the man instockings and suspenders. The man, totally confused asks why. The policeman simply replies, "it's to avoid embarrassing your family." Q: What do you call a birmingham city fan with lots of girlfriends? A: A Shepherd Q: What's the difference between a birmingham city fan and a trampoline?A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.I was talking to the birmingham city groundsman and commenting on how green and lush the grass was He replied, "it should be with all the sh#t that plays on it!!" Q: How do you kill a birmingham city fan when he's drinking? A: Slam the toilet seat on his head! Q: Why do birmingham city supporters have Moustaches? A: So they can look like their Mothers. Q: What do birmingham city fans use as birth control? A: Their personalities. Q: Whats black and brown and looks good on a birmingham city fan? A: A Rottweiler. Q: What do you call a birmingham city fan with no arms and legs? A: Trustworthy. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead birmingham city fan? A: Skid marks in front of the dog. Q. Why do birmingham city fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet? A. So they know which end to wipe! Q: What do you call a birmingham city fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi? A: A burglar Q: What do you get when you offer a birmingham city fan a penny for his thoughts? A: Change! Jokes For Really Crap Sides There's a rumour that birmingham city have lined up a new sponsor - Tampax. The board thought it was an appropriate change as the club is going through a very bad period. An new Oxo Cube will be introduced early next year in tribute to birmingham city. It will be called "Laughing Stock". Q. What have the birmingham city and a nappy got in common? A. P*** upfront and crap at the back. A burglary was recently committed at birmingham city ground and the entirecontents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a manwith a dusty carpet. A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the birmingham city ground. He made him go back and watch the rest of the match Q. What's the difference between the birmingham city keeper and a taxi driver? A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time. Q: What have birmingham city and a three pin plug got in common? A: Their both useless in Europe. Q: What's the difference between O J Simpson and birmingham city ? A: OJ Simpson had some sort of a defence! Q: What's the difference between birmingham city and a teabag? A: A tea bag stays in the cup longer!!!!! Q) What is the difference between birmingham city and a lift ? A) It doesn't take a lift nine months to go down Q) What is the difference between Foot & Mouth and birmingham city? A) Foot & Mouth got into Europe. Q: What is the difference between birmingham city and a triangle? A: A triangle has three points. Someone asked me the other day, what time do birmingham city kick off? About every ten minutes I replied.
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