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Friend VS Ya Homies217 weeks ago
 
Friends: Never asks for anything to eat or drink

ur homies: Help themselves and are the reason why I have no food!

Friends: Calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa

ur homies: Calls your parents dad and mom and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

Friends: Would bail you out of jail

ur homies: would be sitting next to you sayin' "damn, we fucked up"

Friends: Won't laugh at you.

ur homies: Will embarrass your Ass when everyone is around!

Friends: Has never seen you cry

ur homies: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in privately when your not still down.

Friends: Asks you to write down your number.

ur homies: Have you on speed dial

Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

ur homies: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

Friends: Only knows a few things about you

ur homies: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

ur homies: Will kick the ASS of the enitre crowd that left you.

Friends: Would knock on your front door

ur homies: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME"

Friends: Know some of your embarrassing moments...

ur homies: Are next to you making them!

Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone

ur homies: They already know not to tell...

Friends: Are only through highschool

ur homies: They are for life

Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

ur homies: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste good shit!"

Friends: Will leave you in a ditch

ur homies: Will drag you out of the ditch and laugh at your ASS later!

Friends: Would ignore this letter

ur homies: Will repost this shit n put it on your page
 posted by Sxc Mex 

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