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Crawford <CrawfordSmith>

	Glasgow -v- America	886 días hace
	And so it begins, Glasgow airport bombings Glasgow v America If this had happened in a US airport,compared to glasgow Eyewitness accounts. America: "Oh my God! there was a man on fire,he was running about, i just ran for my life..i thought i was gonna die,he got so close to me" Glasgow: "The f*cker wis running aboot on fire,so a ran up n gave him a good boot,then decked him" America: "I just wanna get home,away from here..i just wanna get home,i thought i was gonna die" Glasgow: "here shug,am no leaving here till am oan a f****in' plane!" America: "there was pandemonium,people were running in all directions,we didn't know what was hapening,i thought i was gonna die" Glasgow: "F*ck this fir a kerry oan,moan we ll get a pint in" America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister,and was trying to get into his trunk,i thought we were gonna die,i just ran for my life" Glasgow: "a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire,and the dafty couldnae even open his boot,he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws" America: there was this huge explosion,it sounded like war,i thought i was gonna die" Glasgow: "There wis a bang,yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that" America: "i'm too traumatised even to speak,i thought i was gonna die" Glasgow: "here mate,gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear,if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it" And finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........john smeaton (these are real) John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The interviewer asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied : "This is Glasgow - we'll just set about you" John did an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy and he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" ! Funny as fuck me thinks
	escrito por Crawford

5 comentarios:

	La Mac ha dicho…	hace 886 días
	Makes you truly proud to be a Glaswegian doesn't it? You should check out his website... http://www.johnsmeaton.com/
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	Katie Hill ha dicho…	hace 697 días
	This is brilliant by the way! That guy is soooo feckin funny!
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	Flo-Rida-Boy ha dicho…	hace 694 días
	too bad it was jus a car not two planes in two of your towerz fallen 160 stories on top of your city would be a different re-action i bet my life on it. o wait u never had the two tallest buildnings in the world. u guys hav a french made house of parliment that has the roof cavn in twice! but i lov ya crawf
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	Steff Hill ha dicho…	hace 693 días
	Awrite mate. You are on my sisters bebo and she showed me yer blog. Fuckin quality!!!! Scotland the Brave! Makes ye proud to be a Glesga boy. Glesga boys, we are here, Blow us up and we show no fear!! Happy days mate Laterz
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	Katie Hill ha dicho…	hace 693 días
	D, You make me laugh. comments on bebo for my benefit. Its not a competition, I just found this blog funny, so stop taking things sooooo serious punk!!!! Hope your well.
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