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Ross Tokely707 dagen geleden
 
Ross 'Wifebeater' Tokely (born 8 March 1979 in Mordor) is a Scottish professional mutant playing for Scottish Premier League side Inverness Caledonian Thistle.

As a teenager Tokely played Highland Football League side Huntly before being signed for Caley Thistle by then-manager [[Steve Paterson], who was obviously in the early stages of alcholism when he signed this neanderthal who maybe once actually touched the ball before kicking the nearest thing to him. He is the longest-serving current player at Jakey Pisshole, having made over 350 appearances in wifebeating court since his debut in 1996 and has been an integral part of team wifebeater for several years. Tokely's most notable achievements include incest, wifebeating, cross dressing, knuckledragging and playing for Alkys United and scoring smack and memphamphetamien at Hearts, his boyhood favourites, in January 2002 .It also known that Tokely deliberatly ended the career of St Mirren starlet Chris Kerr and has still to give an apology for doing so. TOKLEY IS ALSO A SERIAL WIFE BEATER!

Ross recently picked up an injury when he cut his knuckles whilst dragging them along some rough ground. Ross' biggest fan is his wifes dentist - he will soon be able to retire on all of the business that Ross sends his way when he beats his wife senseless

Taken from www.Wikipedia.com
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Graeme Robb zei…706 dagen geleden
 
Rofl! not bad for you eck!

ROSCOE ROSCOE ROSCOE!!!!
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