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The Détentes <thedetentes>

"A social revolution"

	BRAY	757 días hace
	Popular rock group the Détentes have hastened to defend their lead singer and guitarist Brian Stephenson, who was this week labelled "a flaming homosexual" by certain members of the press, promting the creation of the term BRAY, a hilarious mixture of the words Brian and Gay to form a town in the North of Wicklow. Bray's band members have stressed a complete acceptance of their frontmans desire for male ass. Lead guitarist Kevin Boyle had this to say: "Like in fairness we always knew. There were countless nights when Brian and his illicit immigrant lover Pedro would be loudly banging in the bed next to mine. Sometimes he would bring him to band practice, and the two would slip away for some afternoon fanny banditry. But like we never judged him for it." Rumours began in the summer of 2006 over an alleged sexual encounter with jerry fish at the Oxegen music festival. Stephenson is quoted as saying: "I only ever scored once at a gig, and it was Jerry Fish!" Stephenson has so far been unavailable for comment and is thought to be hiding in Seville at the residence of Pedro Dominguez, a 28 year old interior designer, whom Brian met at a Pigeon Detectives concert. What is next for the singing queen and his band is still unknown, with neither an album, ep or even a song having been released. The Détentes, however, still remain one of the most contreversial and exciting talents of our generation.
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3 comentarios:

	Peter Coleman ha dicho…	hace 757 días
	Lads Bray is in Wicklow!!!!
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	Cara Blunderqueen Murphy ha dicho…	hace 756 días
	Tara and I shared a bed with Brian and found him to be all man. In fact Kevin, didn't we wake you up?
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	Kevin Boyle ha dicho…	hace 756 días
	Quiet you Cara! He is gay and thats all there is to it.
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