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Jay.Gewl <JusS_Loviin_Ma_Boii>

	...YOU KNOW YOU'RE MAORI WHEN...	745 days ago
	You go to the senior ball with your cousin and no one says anything >>>> A nice restaurant is an 'all you can eat' place >>>> A sleeve is a form of tissue for your nose >>>> You organise a get together at 2 o'clock and everyone shows up at 5 >>>> You can sprint barefoot on sharp rocks >>>> You and da cuzzies sit around and dis everyone who walks past >>>> You give the longest shoutouts on the radio >>>> You have 6 people in the back seat of a 2 door sports car >>>> In a photo someones pulling some kind of gang related hand signal **CrIPpZ** >>>> You're at a party and your aunty turns off the stereo and starts playing the guitar >>>> You see someone wearing your shoes that went missing at the marae >>>> The words 'oi' 'ea' 'umm' 'chh' 'swt' 'na' and 'ye' are all part of your vocab >>>> You go to school to eat the other kids lunch >>>> Rugby is your favourite sport >>>> You think your tribe is the best in the world...Te Ngati Kahununu >>>> Your dad cuts you hair, gets hoha and leaves the other half for the next day after school >>>> Your older brother makes you cry and you're the one who gets a hiding for crying >>>> All your marbles are ball bearings and you try to pass them off as 'steelies' >>>> Hello and Goodbye are all said by raising your eyebrows >>>> Your JANDALS/GUMBOOTS are your: running shoes, work shoes, flippers and goin out shoes >>>> Your swimming togs are shorts and a t-shirt (and your in hawaii, where all they wear are bikinis) >>>> You run to do bombs in public pools where it says 'no running and no bombs' >>>> Brushing your hair is tying it up or putting on a beanie >>>> You cant speak maori but are fluent when you're drunk >>>> You laugh at everyone who cant sing... >>>> You laugh at everyone who cant dance... >>>> You laugh at everyone who cat do both at the same time! >>>> You're at a party and everyone only knows the words to the chorus of the songs you sing >>>> You go to a party and at least a couple of your cousins are there and probably asleep on the table >>>> You go to the same party 3 days later and its still going! >>>> Gumboots, Jandals and Swandri are all considered #1's >>>> Now you're DEFINITELY maori if you've read this blog right too the very end, coz Maori dont like to miss out on anything
	posted by Jay.Gewl