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Ice Queen <madcowoftheweek>

"I know how to say its snowing in french! he haw look at awh that white stuff he haw he haw sacre blu"

	My version of i will survive	285 weeks ago
	.. My version of i will survive .. 44 days ago sing it gurlies !!! Ready... set... go... At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, And I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry! I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream, Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those stonewash jeans! Go on now - go, walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, with a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud! But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey! posted by Jackie Kielty
	posted by Ice Queen

6 Comments:

	Slink said...	12/6/07
	Laughed my ass off
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	Linder Baty said...	12/19/07
	LOVE THAT VERSION I HAVE IT ON MY PHONE XXX
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	Tahlia said...	12/28/07
	Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!.......excellent!!
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	Treza Rapata said...	1/29/08
	Hahaha...faa...thats kewl...I like that...lets sing awl 2geda now...
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	Kerry-Ann said...	2/15/08
	LMFAO very hilarious
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	Hrhsmartie said...	3/15/08
	That's bloody brilliant lmfao xx
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