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Krystal <sxclegs_1>

	QUESTIONS THAT I WANT ANSWERS TO!!!!!!!!!!!	907 dni temu
	*If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? *What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? *Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it? *Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? *Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? *Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? *Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? *Can you get cornered in a round room? *How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? *"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" *Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? *Can mute people burp? *What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? *If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? *Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pip, and then the seeds are on the outside? *Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? *Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? *Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? *Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? *Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? *If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? *Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? *Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? *Why do all superheroes wear spandex? *If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? *If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? *If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? *If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? *Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene? *Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? *When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do you call a girl that is named after her mother? *Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? *If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? *364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? *Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? *Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18? *Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves? *Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? *Why would Dodge make a car called Ram? *Why is it when we duck they call us chicken? *If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano? *If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?<<<STUPID BUT FUNNY!!! *Can a blind man see his future? *Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full? *Why does a round pizza come in a square box? *Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? *Can you blow a balloon up under water? *Can crop circles be square? *How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap? *Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun? *If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in? *If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out? *When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference? *What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack? *Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters? *Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes? *Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?
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3 komentarze:

	Ripper mówi…	892 dni temu
	Why does it say paper jam. When there is no paper jam?!?!
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	Nick mówi…	762 dni temu
	fuckin funny shit... lol.... love it.... god work krystal love u
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	Miss Stephen Boyan mówi…	470 dni temu
	i love the way u think
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