Colm Lawlor <wertler>

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Jokes with Einstein 5!1220 dni temu
 
note: 4 is a music video which i cant really rite down.

5: Einstein and a kid are ice skating

Einstein: Hey, I gotta joke! Your mother is so fat that she has more curves than spacetime... in the presence-

Einstein gets intrerrupted by the kid

Kid: In the presence of a large mass. yeah I've heard it. Well your mother is so dumb that she designed experiments exploiting quantem entanglement in an effort to demonstrate the nonlocality inherent in the microcosmos and undermine the true nature of the uncertainty princaple.

Einstein: Uh... well... they haven't confirmed experimentilly that-

Einstein gets intrerrupted by the kid

Kid: Yes they have.

Einstein: Oh. Well you skate like a g-

Einstein hits the top of a telegraph pole!?!

Einstein: WHAT!
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