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	Is this really a good thing to do when your completely toasted?	984 dni temu
	Wind Surfing Mounting Climbing Asking yourself: "Am I a bad person?" Including yourself in a dwarf orgy Badger baiting with a midget (using the midget as a club) Bog Snorkelling Eating Out (in a restaurant) Looking at your credit card bills Eating Out (Your girls pussy) An audience with Gerry Kelly Open Heart Surgery Appearing on Jeremy Kyle Operating a crane Sucking a midgets husband off Enetering a Catholic chapel while singing the rap from 'Born Slippy' Wine Tasting in the South of France Trying to cross the border with a lorry full of refugees Selling your soul to satan for a mixed kebab and an onion baje Testing Johnsons 'no more tears shampoo' out on a rabbit Eating sponge cake in the kid seat of a supermarket trolley Test stuff on homeless people in a circus tent while Geremy Clarkson breathes on the situation like a horny toad with halipicia. I don't mean in a circus but if theres a gap and the genetic make up is'nt right we can put them in a circus with a dwarf as the ring leader and Roy Croppers missus as the bearded lady who also puts monkey nuts up her arse and farts them into your mouth. This is a list of severely recommended things to try to do while toasted.
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