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Clearly Deluded <clearlydeluded>

	D'oh	936 days ago
	Not happy with my chorus eh? The cheek of it ... well, okay, it's not one of my strongest and anyway, didn't even really write a chorus for Pointless Song so chorus smorus. Maybe I could write a chorus about an intrepid tight-rope walking giraffe and his quest for acceptance in an otherwise cruel world. Alone he strolls through woods and trolls (although what the trolls are doing there I have no idea. Stupid place to leave a troll) (unless of course this is all going on in Trollsville (12th exit, M6, third turning on the straight) in which case fair enough). Okay, I'm typing rubbish. We all know intrepid tight-rope-walking giraffes don't exist. Well, not since they were banned under health and safety regulation 4.7.2 subclause B-minor(with a sneaky 7th, "because you're worth it"). Maybe though, just maybe one survived. Whooaaa-ha-ha (well, the evil laugh works better with a large white cat on the arm and a scar just under the left eye, at a slight angle - the scar, not the cat, the cat would fall off. Not that cats can fall of course. Oh no wait, they can fall, they can't fall over. You see, thin line, thin line). Anyway, from the one you could raise an evil army or tight-rope-walking giraffes. Okay, you might need two. Or one and a really clever scientist called Fred. Fred the Really Clever Scientist. Girls used to tease him, boys picked on him, but one day the world would marvel at his army of TRWGs - see, got tired of typing it - bread from a single TRWG. "There goes Fred the Really Clever Scientist" (now FtheRCS coz tired of typing that too), "Wow". FtheRCS never set his sights too high. A "Wow" was enough or as he'd say were he cool 'nuff said, but he wasn't so he didn't. Anyway, to really be FtheRCS his TRWGs would need a name, and not just an ordinay name, not like 'Cliff'. What would you call an army on TRWGs. History doesn't really give you any clues, I mean if you look through the histories books you're unlikely to find a story about an army of (now AAO) TRWGs. FtheRCS checked for AAO TRWGs in HBs (history books) but the only AAO TRWGs FtheRCS found in HBs was in 1243, around lunchtime when AAO TRWGs terrorised a little dog around lunchtime. Even in that case no one had thought to ask them their (collective) name. Anyway, Giraffes can't talk. And even if they could what's the chances of us understanding Giraffe? Especially around lunchtime on a slightly sunny Tuesday afternoon. Scones for tea anyone? You see Rich, think the chorus not so bad now :-)
	posted by Clearly Deluded