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Mairead Conway <MolleeDollee>

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing you dont put it in a fruit salad!"

	Things I wonder about- kinda turns into a bit of a rant	251 days ago
	1. I dont feel the need to lean on things ALL the time. sometimes i find if i stay in the 1 place too long people cant seem to keep themselves standing upright and need to lean on my shoulder (which, so i hear, is the perfect height for leaning!). sit down if you are tired! 2. in the same vane, i dont feel the need to pat people on the top of the head just cos i can see it. 3. Guys seem to think that messing up some girls hair on the dance floor or taking their jewellery is the best way to get a girls attention. unless you are brad pitt (in his anniston days, not jolie) that aint gonna work. do you not know girls at all? We spend time and effort on our hair, and would like it to stay nice for the whole night. 4. When you are drinking you feel the need to go in and out side 10 times a minute. 5. why do young ones wear a dress and 10 layers of tan to a country village pub you look like you are trying to look 18....you dont by the way. especially if you are falling around the place with a bottle of blue wicked. 6. Why when you cant sleep does your pillow run out of cool places 7. What do the people that leave comments from bebo mobile sayin "i think you are hot. my msn is tramp@hotmail.com we shud talk" actually look like. are their faces so hideous that they have to use other peoples. why bother your hole. 8. Why cant you just go into a shop and say "one nice boy please!" me and jade have decided that the perfect man is a funny garda from the north that will make a fuss of us and is ehem... talented. oh it wud also be nice if he was good lookin. i mean is that too much to ask!! 9. why do people from dublin think that if you arent from dublin that you live on a farm. there are towns and cities outside dublin. we arent living in the past out here. get over yourselves. 10. Why on a night out as soon as you go to the loo you have to go every few mins for the rest of the night. stupid seal! 11. How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. 12. why do people drink alco pops, ive drank fanta that gave me a bigger buzz! 13. Why do i love watchin horror movies while im watchin them and then as soon as im walkin through south campus in the dark to meet aoife or im goin out to feed the dog or goin up my stairs at night it all comes flooding back to me?? what the hell! 14. why do people in small towns love mouthing?? its impossible to keep a secret! 15. Why has Karma forgotten me? 16. What is the meaning of life 17. what happens when we die. 18. Why do i always think about 15, 16, and 17 at 5 in the morning when im trying to sleep? its not the time for it! 19. how do i know what im typing on is a laptop, what im sitting on is a chair, that the sky is blue and how do people from other countries know that they are what they call them... you know what i mean! language boggles my mind!!!! 20. why do i always think of the good comebacks when its too late. im only ever able to burn buckley, he just sets himself up for it 21. Why does it always rain on me? is it because i lied when i was 17. Why does it always rain on me? even when the sun is shinin i cant avoid the lighning 22. Why cant i go back in time to tell myself to study more for my leaving and get into midwifery? (thats another one for number 1 23. why cant i pose properly for pictures 24. Why have i loads of size 6 jeans in my wardrobe 25. Why cant i keep my room tidy 26. why do people always say to me "wow you are really small" oh shit are you sure?? damn, heres me thinkin i was tall! MAN! ive been in my body as long as i can remember( ) i know im little, it doesnt bother me, at least i can put on heels and be tall... tall people cant shrink! NOW ITS YOUR TURN! post comments of things you wonder about or things you want to give out about!
	posted by Mairead Conway

10 Comments:

	Xqzciara said...	250 days ago
	HA HAHAHA!!! just a few things we noticed on a nite out why, when u finally decide to follow the sheep and go outside...does there suddenly become a place to sit?!? and when u rush back inside to sit there..somebody takes it!!!! wen u want 2 be fawned over there's no one, when ur just not in the mood theres thousands of d bloody things!!(or in jades case, wen she hasnt shaved her legs)
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	Jade. said...	249 days ago
	Heres one! why duz buckle lyk to embarrass me ovr bebo!?!?! and karma has 4gottn me too mai!!! gud blog! O i cud fair rant on!!....
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	Xqzciara said...	246 days ago
	Why does hair feel the need to blow around d place an stick to ur lips?? Like nose or eyes or rest of face i can handle, but its like its magnetically drawn to my mouth. The result? Sticky hair, hairy lips and an annoyed me!!
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	Jade. said...	242 days ago
	Why have we completed th internet!? Why is skins over?? Why do they keep stoppn desperate housewives!?! Why hav i got €16.35 credit wen i bought €20 lyk th odr day!? Why is th whole world not meteor!?! rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.rant.
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	Mairead Conway said...	241 days ago
	Why are exams surrounding my birthday?? ive one on the 19th and one on the 21st! dats just plain lousey!! Why does the internet sit down when ya really need it!? Why do text tones make me jump a mile!? Why is there no such thing as a free lunch? rant rant rant
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	Xqzciara said...	240 days ago
	Why does my mother store red sauce in the fridge???
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	Mairead Conway said...	240 days ago
	we store red sauce in the fridge too! it defo doesnt need to be in there!
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	Mairead Conway said...	234 days ago
	why is impossible to have a good night out afta uve decided ya aint feelin it??
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	Mairead Conway said...	175 days ago
	Why do english rugby fans sing swing low sweet chariot?? that song was sung by black slaves in america! and it was the fuckin english that were doin the enslavin!!So confused!!
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	.Aoife. said...	175 days ago
	I was jst being nosey and reading your blog (which I quite like, and agree with most of it) but red sauce is sposed to be stored in the fridge! Says it on the bottle Well Chef anyways, dunno bout the rest!
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