Mairead Conway <MolleeDollee>
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing you dont put it in a fruit salad!"
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 | Funny College Moments | 385 dagen geleden | |
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 The 1st one is always easy because THIS TABLE IS STICKY!Whats wrong with that dog??? Well for starters its a cat! Whats he doing to that wheel?? Cats have such bad grammer! Hes really grey, its like hes in black and white! Once in a life time Bonaventure! I stayed there for 5 nights and on the 5th night i still needed a bell boy to take me to my room  (after saying how much the hotel spends on bell boys)(the boys dat sat in front of us drawin big penises [or peni as emma says haha] for a whole hour. 1 guy draws a swirl and says...) WHAT IS THAT?? (then he scribbles it out, disgusted with his pathetic attempt, me nd Fi laughed for the rest of the class, keeping in mind we were already giddy from our lecturer telling us he required the services of a bell boy 5 nights in a row )What do you do for a hobby? I owl kick. Your Mom! Ma is no more. sheep are going to have to say moooom from now on. sheep dont say ma they say baa!! Terenure!!! im goin to terenure how do you get there? you drink some poteen and you just know! I didnt even realise i got mint tea I hate when they dont make mint tea with tea leaves and it just has a thing in the bottom. well i did have chewing gum, maybe that was it. I'll update this as more funny things happen, which i could be doing forever. im always either laughing or sleeping. college is hilarious and you gotta love the bus! | |||
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 | Emma zei… | 384 dagen geleden | |
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 but londis dont sell mint tea!!! fuckin love it!! | |||
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| Mairead Conway zei… | 375 dagen geleden | |
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| More!! me and fiona gettin ready to watch desperate housewives its ok, shes a fag hag whats that?? i dunno, someone who grabs gay people get your pencil out of my muffin! where were you trying to put that? geography fun again what sound does a vulture make?? vulture vulture vulture the vultures name is gay!! if you like you can tick the box of the person beside you! | |||
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| Mairead Conway zei… | 232 dagen geleden | |
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| havent wrote on this in ages... this was just 2 funny 2 not put up. im pretty sure mj is blonde!! doing a survey in the arts block it says skip to question 18... does that mean i go back to the others after??? mj ya loser!!  | |||
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| Mairead Conway zei… | 231 dagen geleden | |
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| NERD!! RANDY!!!(mandy! ) | |||
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