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Ramdisa <RebelToTame>

	You Know You're an Expat Kid in the Middle East or Have Been When...	775 giorni fa
	1. You can't answer the question, "Where are you from?" (And when you do, you get into an elaborate conversation that gets everyone confused and/or makes you sound very spoiled.) 2. You flew before you could walk. 3. You have a passport, but no driver's license. 4. You think California is cold. 5. You watch National Geographic specia ls and recognize someone. 6. You run into someone you know at every airport. 7. Conversations with friends take place at 6:00 in the morning or 10:00 at night. 8. Your life story uses the phrase "Then we went to..." five times. 9. You can speak with authority about the quality of various international air lines. 10. You feel self conscious around all white people. 11. You get offended when someone turns down an offer for food. 12. You live at school and go home for vacation. 13. You treasure pork and root beer as highly-valued commodities. 14. You have ever had to wait for prayer call to be over to finish shopping. 15. You are fascinated by any wildlife bigger than a gecko. 16. You know the true meaning of "football." (and in your mind can hear the shout, "GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!") 17. You know that it truly is a small world. 18. You have ever gone to the "hammam" or endured a "shamal." 19. You get all the jokes in Aladdin. 20. Rain is still one of the most wonderful sounds in the world. 21. You haggle with the checkout clerk for a lower price. 22. Your wardrobe can only handle two seasons: hot and warm. 23. Your school memories include duck-and- cover drills. 24. You are used to being stared at. 25. You think VISA is a document stamped in your passport, and not a plastic card you carry in your wallet. 26. You call a chicken burrito a "shwarma." 27. Your dorm room/apartment/livin g room looks a little like a museum with all the "exotic" things you have around. 28. You've heard of or tried "hubbly bubbly."< br>29. You've woken up in the middle of the night to watch the Superbowl on cable. 30. You have sat in a "men's" or "women's" section in an airport, hospital , or restaurant. 31. You know the geography of the rest of the world, but you don't know the geography of your own country. (Isn't Philadelph ia its own state?) 32. Your best friends are from 5 different countries. 33. You're spoiled. You know it. You're VERY spoiled. 34. You ask your roommate when the houseboy is scheduled to come clean. 35. You have never spent a summer with your friends from high school because you all go back to your home town/state/c ountry June - August 36. Camping involves duning, getting stuck, and counting how many camels you saw. 37. A sports tournament involves flying to another country in the Middle East. 38. You remember when the first McDonalds in your country had its grand opening. 39. You got days off school for Christian and Muslim holidays. 40. You secretely wished the rulers of other Middle Eastern countries would die so that you got days off school. 41. Not being able to eat in public during the day during the holy month of Ramadan. 42 . Traveling to the states required buying candy, CDs, and Abercrombie and Fitch clothing for your friends back overseas. 43. You are used to giving directions accord ing to landmarks, not street names. 44. It's normal to wake up and have four or more Pakistani men fixing your AC. 45. You didn't know how to do your own laundry until you left for college. 46. How come the houses in America don't have servants quarters? 47. You are used to seeing Arabic commercial s dubbed in British English about Lux soap, Carnation condensed milk and Dove shampoo. 48. Seeing police drive on the shoulder of the road and cut people is not unusual. 49. You understand that being addressed as "ma'am/sir" by Filipinos is not an insult. 50. You know someone is referring to Pepsi when they say "Bebzi". 51. Having a walled in, cement house is standard. 5 2. Ford Explorer sized cars seem small compared to Toyota Land Cruisers and Nissan Patrols. 53. One word: 'yala'. 54. You have a box of red label tea in your cupboard 55. You have ever had your hair cut in a "saloon" 56. You prefer to bring lunch in a metal tin 57. You know that pillsbury makes naan 58. Any time you submit an application, you attach 500 riyals to "help" it along. 59. You call a taxi a limo, and are confused when it's not a mercedes 60. you roll your eyes everytime you hear a politician/news reporter say "eye-rack" 61. The speed limit is just good advice, not something really to pay attention to 62.When you see people drive their cars whilst reading their newspaper - with 1 foot on the dash!! 63. You replace "uhm" or "like" with "yani"...
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