Richie D <rduggie69>

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The Future of Nursery Rhymes271 weeks ago
 
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So he won a grand with Claims Direct.
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It's Raining, It's Pouring.
Oh s-it, it's Global Warming.
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Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
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Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its a * se
and turned its wool to nylon.
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Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was g-y.
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her a-s
Now two of his teeth are missing.
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Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
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hickery dickery the mouse ran up the clock
the mouse ran down ,his a-s was brown
and so was the cuckoo's co-k

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 posted by Richie D 

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