Paul Connolly <thekidPC>

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THE REAL MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP 329 weeks ago
 
THE REAL MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP
ARE U TIRED OF THOSE SISSY "FRIENDSHIP" POEMS THAT ALWAYS SOUND GOOD BUT NEVER ACTUALLY CUM CLOSE 2 REALITY?
well, is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
u will c no cute little smiley faces on this just the stone cold truth off our great friendship.
1. when u r sad - i will help u get drunk and plot revenge aginst de sorry bastard who made u sad
2. when u r blue - i will try 2 dislodge watever is chokin u
3. when u smile - i will no u finally got laid
4. when u r scared - i'll take de piss out of u every chance i get
5. wen u r worried - i will tell u horrible storys about how much worse it could b until u quit whining
6. wen u r confused - i will use little words
7. wen ur sick - stay de hell away from me until u r wel again. i dont want watever u have
8. wen u fall - i wil point an laugh at ur sorry ass
SEND THIS TO 10 OF UR CLOSEST FRIENDS, THET DEPRESSED CUZ U CAN ONLY THINK OF 4.
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PISSIN UR PANTS, EVERY 1 CAN C IT BUT ONLY U CAN FEEL THE TRUE WARMTH.
and always remember.....wen lif gives u lemons, ask 4 tequila an salt an call me over!!!!!!!!
 posted by Paul Connolly 

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