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Horatio Cane is the DEVIL! <horatiocane-devil>

	My new favourite website...	1101 Tage her
	http://coffeecrochet.blogspot.com/20... My fav extracts... The NEW I Hate Horatio Caine Club These rules are designed to keep out anyone who secretly admires Horatio Caine and must therefore be ridiculed by the rest of the club. ALWAYS look at a person when you are talking to them. Yes. I mean the WHOLE entire sentence. Don't look out into the horizon over the ocean/at the big white mansion in the background/into the depths of the shimmering Miami pool water with flowing scraps of white fabric blowing in the breeze behind it and then turn to the person you are talking to at the very last word of the sentence, glaring at them through your creepy sunglasses. It's stupid. Real stupid. NEVER EVER EVER crouch down to a small kid and say something creepy like "I'll always be here if you need me," in a deep and gravelly whisper, then handing them a card with your name on it, knowing that handing the kid said card means he/she will soon be placed in imminent danger. Do NOT have some stupid clever line for each and every tragedy that befalls someone. Seriously. Show some sensitivity. This is just plain cool.
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2 Kommentare:

	Kathryn.X hat gesagt...	1100 Tage her
	HAHAHAHAHAHA! he must creep those kids out aye! wota retard man!
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	Karen Spelling hat gesagt...	977 Tage her
	Great post. I've a I hate Caruso website too. caruso is the douchebag of the Millenium... http://davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/
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