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Mr DaveRoberts <SynysterXDave>

"demonsoath666@hotmail.co.uk"

	MAN POINTS LIST OF MANLYNESS	247 weeks ago
	Each guy starts with 200 man points, and to give a man point to someone else, you loose one of your own. You automatically gain 100 man points each time you have sex with a different girl. (HERES SOME WAYS TO GAIN THEM) .Stoking a fire with a stick and causing bigger flames .chopping down a tree with an axe .sharpening a pencil with a knife .digging a big hole manuely(without mechanical assistance) .belching loudly .peeing over 1meter .writting a letter with a self sharpened quill .drinking alot of beer without showing it(drunkness) .speeding .talking loudly in a quiet public place to make your point seem more intelliegent .knocking someone out .Eat meat from an animal that you personally tracked and killed. .Grow a full beard (no shaving the neck allowed). .Perform a difficult home repair without the aid of any professional (bonus points if you?re bleeding by the end). .Drink a large glass full of raw eggs and then go for a long run; or practice boxing on large sides of beef. .Have any of the following nicknames: Mr. Pain, Muscles, King Kong, Piledriver. .brutaly cripple some guy in a game of rugby .tell margarette thatcher she's a cunt over the phone(fair deal of man points) .tell margarette thatcher she's a cunt to her face (crap loads of man points) .Catching a drink that has fallen off the table. .Not using directions. .Using the phrase, ?I think I know what I?m doing.? .Not wearing a jacket. .Being sneaky for any reason. .downing a punch bowl of the most leathal alchohol money can buy .flexing in public .streaking .chest hairs .having a dick bigger than 5 inches .killing an animal .forcing animals to kill eachother .flip off an officer of the law .nose diving into a pool.....arse first .bull rodeo .entering the destruction derby .shave your neighbours cat .arm and leg a fat guy into cabage patch .get a random woman in bed with you in less than 20 mins (must be sober) .get a random woman in bed with you in less than 10 mins (can be drunk) .screw a vegitated super model .shit in a guys mouth whilst he sleeps .make your own religion (WAYS TO LOSE MAN POINTS) .wake up to a naked guy .mastubate infront of a guy .threesome with another girl and another guy .masturbate to gay porn .say your sorry .say '' that looks nice on you'' .compliment the chef .watch bridget jones's diary .idolise hugh grant .ever think that a woman will always win an argument .back down from a fight .not projectile vomit .flick your hair .join a religion thats not your own .idolise a woman .put a fire out coz your getting to hot .not dispatching the hounds .missing a shot on an animal .romantic nights in with your girlfriend / wife .do a dance if you desperatly need a piss or shit .
	posted by Mr DaveRoberts