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Orla Mc Carthy <x_orls_x>

"we're such pregnant hobos!!!"

	ti nora quotes...	654 dagen geleden
	bear in mind if u werent in our house then you wont find them funny....also.....if you wernt in our house hate that cause nora was a ledge!! ••so there I was watchin porn…as you do! ••A nun….gettin it up the bum ••Does he play the drums?? Did he buy the drums especially ••A nun….gettin it up the bum ••It looks like a tampon…EWWWW don’t touch it ••Wait…what….who……….OHHHHHHHHHHHHH ••If Barbie was a real person she’d have to walk on four legs cause her booobs are so big Is that why cows walk on four legs?? No its cause theyr fuckin cows! ••CAW ••This is ruth No Catherine…. Im orla ••Desperate housewives ••Ha cooootichie woooootichie woooo ••The dryer in the changin room in the colaiste ••I wonder what it would be like if you wer two inches high…like ya know…as high as your head! ••Cause shes a butch lesbian ••I got them ar feadh fiche euro Is that a country?! ••Mo scoil…..no iv never heard of that place in cork before! ••My fone was stolen by an unidentified flying object ••Its rob….he wears his heart on his cock I think the term is sleeve ••Well fair play to him ••The bone near my vagina just popped out! ••Don’t get aids…or crabs! ••Did you ever type in chlamydia into google images ••Slap ya kidney WHAT?? Oh do yous not do that?? ••Aww Catherine ya big suckey calf ••I bleed a lot ••I fuckin hate babies…I don’t wana feed them cause ya know there jst gona shite again! ••Ohhh ta boner agam! ••Lads weres the lid for this yoke…….wat your vagina??? ••Well thered be less rapes if there was a lid…cause yad have to unscrew before ya screw! ••Do you want anything else with your spaghetti….nutella?? peanut butter?? ••Is it rude to throw chips at a homeless guy….cause I did •• it's the principle!!! ••two years ago we found porn in our teach…under the bed…and we looked at it for a while….and then we gave it to the bean an ti….but she gave it back to us! ••Is there dwarf porn….cause like theres Japanese porn! ••My friend lives in a boat ••Frank killduff…now he smells like cats pee and hes a ventriloquist! ••Theres nothing like standin on top of a mountain for cold boobs! ••She used to paint garden gnomes with the prisoners! ••Catherine…was it you who stuck the sparkler up someones nose?? Ohh no the stuck an electric tooth brush up MY nose…wen I was asleep! ••Did you know…most lads think chlamydia is a flower…well that’s prob cause it sounds like camilia! Is camilia not that lizard that chages colour ••Aisling I wish I had your boobs…. *childlike voice*I wish I had cleavage ••I can’t wait to get a lollipop tomorrow! ••It’d be so cool if they drove on the other side of the road in conemara! ••Is your dad hot eimear??.....i could be your new mammy! (later) but…is he hot?? ••STIR FRY ••We’re all intelligent young women ••PILES THEY’LL ALL GET PLIES ••I love a good sex scene! Yeah like that one wer there in the army…and hes with yer one…and there was soldiers all around them!! ••Your mother was a lizard! ••Your mouver works in mcdonalds ••Aisling…now don’t laugh at me…but what wats the name of that lad im supposed to be meetin tomorrow? Colm??? no catherine its tierny! ••and see she asked where the black market was…cause she wanted to go…. Ahh right but like where is it?? ••Rapists are people too ••Even though he’s a rapist he still writes good poetry ••Girls I have a question and its kinda akward….would ya ever let someone do ya up the bum?? ….but itd like be like bein constipated…..backwards!!! ••I think she’s a head and shoulders girl ••Where are davina and Joanne Oh prob havin raw lesbian sex Why raw??? I duno maybe they haven’t shaved! ••What would happen if a girl took Viagra….would it just be that her nipples would go hard I duno but if that doesn’t work just rub icecubes on them! ••NACH MAITH DUIT! ••Next stop America! ••Aisling has a vagina ,Aisling has a vagina Ewwww no I don’t!! ••She’s gona have such prolems havn kids we’ll be there poppin them out and she’ll still be struggling with the first one ••Catherine that means it wont hurt when you have sex Ohh rite so il just have sex tonight then ••How can ya ride someone sideways….i duno maybe ya have a secret vagina on like your hip! ••He rapes little boys….and he rapes them a lot! ••imagine if you had your penis or vagina on your forehead itd be so much easier to have sex…. ••Syd ••He shat in their bed!! ••Lets wave at this fella OH MY GOD it’s a woman…that is the ugliest women I’v ever seen! ••Wouldn’t ya laugh if they crashed! ••I fuckin love salmon! ••What was the name of your hairy friend? Ohh yeah rob! ••(regarding boob size) sure all ya need is a handful anything more than that is just a waste! ••Darryl! ••I haven’t been to cavan before…I’ve never been to the north ••she's a fuckin whore and i hate her!
	geplaatst door Orla Mc Carthy

6 Commentaren:

	Eimear Mc Geehan zei…	654 dagen geleden
	omg priceless!!..memories!!..hehe
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	Aisling McWeeney zei…	654 dagen geleden
	awwww love it!
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	Aisling Baker zei…	654 dagen geleden
	i just cant stop laughin
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	Catherine zei…	654 dagen geleden
	ha ha ha fuckin fantastic..... i love lafin out loud in a room when you are on your own. it doesnt happen that much....ha ha ha i miss us x
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	Joanne Mohan zei…	654 dagen geleden
	omg im gonna cry i love u all!!!i wana go bac!miss u all!!!!!xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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	Cathy zei…	622 dagen geleden
	Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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