Orla Mc Carthy <x_orls_x>
"we're such pregnant hobos!!!"
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 | vikki-isms | 1128 dni temu | |
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 a list of all the stupid r jst plain strange tings vikki says..................compiled by ashling and orla  ....we wer rely bored in class lol1)vikki: i dont like maths language i dont understand it orla:u mean numbers?? vikki: o yeah them!! 2)vikki talkn t bn ui tuathil durin irish "miss wats a word" 3)vikki is so imtelligen she hes made up her own system of counting....after 37 its 39 real smooth vikki!! 4)vikki:do we have exams tmro?!?! orla:vikki tmro is saturday vikki: OH YEAH!! 5)when vikki doesn't understand applied maths she asks the teacher to explain it on the board BUT this time bigger and in colouful pens 6)vikki: i luv farmers yeeeeeeeehaw!! ashling: dats cowboys vikki!! vikki: oh.....oops! 7)vikki talkng to danai and ashling when they wer usin big words.... vikki:stop usin big languages!! ashling and danai:WTF?!?! vikki: oh big englishes watever!!  vikki has told us that she doesn't like tea.....she does however like chocolate tea.....if ur confused wat shes on abt she meant t say hot choclate  ditz!!!9)after being in th school for over 3 years vikki asked at break tday "wheres the bathroom" 10)for over two months vikki thought that that mr harvey went to the toilet for 40 mins....she was also kinda freaked out cuz he brought first years there sumtimes too.................................... ...........she later learned that his office was beside the bathroom!! fukn classic!! 11)in accountin vikki decided to tell ashling "i like writing the word disposal....it just roles off the tip of your pen" now ya have t admit thats kinda strange!!!!!!! 12)after school orla and vikki wer laughin abt ur mama jokes and vikki was feelin lucky so she decided to try make up her own one heres the genius joke she came up with............ur mama is so deaf.....shes...erm......DEAF!!! 13)after the exams last summer vikki and nicole decided they wer gona splsh darryl eith water and vikki said to nicole ok dont luagh or make it obvious!! she then went up to darryl holdin the water bottle out (reeeeeeely obviously) and said "it--is--so--hot--to-day--i--wish--some-one--would--splash--me--with--some--wat-er..............wow real subtle vikki!!! 14)in applied maths.... ms maye: ok il leave you alone for a while to do one on ur own evryone: yeah ok vikki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 15)vikki talkng about ms maye in applied maths: "teeheehee she says balls funny she says 'BALLLAS' ".....now that one i just plain dnt get!!! 16)vikki decided to try and steal a euro out of the machine......with a hair clip!!! 17)when vikki ddn want to give her sister money to buy and apple and break(stingy!! oj) she came up with the best exscuse y.........."cause apples make u hungry!!"1 vikki decided to tell darryll today that she is afraid of teangas now please tell me how can evrone be afraid of languages.....but darryl made a good point...it explains alot!! 19)outside irish me and ashling wer dyin of laughter while explainin to evryone about our lists of vikki-isms then......... darryl:but its ok cuz laughin tones ur stomach! vikki: OMG REALLY?!?!?! .........so gullable! see shes kinda gullable too aww bless!!!20)vikki standin outside room 28 tlkn t kate abt studyin "i wish i had powers like u" the ditz men t say willpower 21) vikki tlkn t erin....wats tat on top of the new buildin erin:u mean the roof?? vikki o ye was tat always der? erin emmm ye vikki: oh well...it wasn always dat shiney! 22)vikki to gra lynch in business while she was drawin a pic of darren "how many fingers r on a hand?? 23) in irish tlkn t me "omg u made u touch darryls penis! 24) later on en we wer still slaggn her abt touchn darryls penis she told us.....no i ddnt say touched i said crushed now plz tell me y thats any better??25) now this has to be like the best one ever...Its kinda a long story so ask me or ashling!!) Bn Ui Thuathail: It's not really about the powder, its about......? Vikki: SHOULDER PADS!!!!!!!.. 26) me george nd vikki wer tlkn abt hair gel......vikki made up a very intelligent theory vikki: but if u wer wearin like really greasy hair gel wouldn't it like mel into your brain and make ur head fat?? me nd george: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wat??? (later.....i was still v ammused by it!) me:seriously vikki wer did that cum from?? vikki:wat its like possible!! me:but we have skulls!! vikki  ye forgot abt them!!27) me: omg vikki if u had an extra brain itd be rely lonely! vikki omg i know!! me: ehhh wat? vikki: cuz like id hav t hav an extra head nd stuff! me: emmmmmmmmmm no.................. (den i explained it and finally 10 mins later....................) vikki: omg r u callin me stupid?!? see this is wat happens wen me and ashling are bored in class........but vikkis lil moments are fukn hilarious we wer laughn so much r stomach wer killin us!! shes such a ledge!! ya jst gota luv her!! | |||
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 | Aisling McWeeney mówi… | 1126 dni temu | |
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 Hell yeah! We rock! Its so amazing the stuff we come up with when we have too much time on our hands! Poor Vikki, its not her fault she's so retarded! x X x =) | |||
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| Vikki mówi… | 1125 dni temu | |
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 uz jst laugh it up!!!! ...orla is jst as dumb!!!! | |||
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| Vikki mówi… | 1113 dni temu | |
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| ND I AM NT D "VIKKI" IN QUESTION! | |||
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| Chris O'Brien mówi… | 917 dni temu | |
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 The "two sugars" and walking into a locker thing should be added | |||
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