Bebo

Pingu The Crosseyed Penguin <donaldmclay>

"Fuck it "

	quiz	155 weeks ago
	""ever seen the programme "The Scheme"? naw i want ae though there's a serial killer inside your house. what do you do? I wud fight them off and then hope I wis in the sequel(theres always a sequel int there) if you were kicked out of your home, who would you call? Wan ae ma antys was it a boy or a girl to last text you? a cant remember i dnt huv a fne do you think there is a difference between fucking and making love? fuckings more fun what do you think about sex before marriage? who doesnae lyk ae indulge in sum goal free F.C.U.K.I.N.G b4 marriage when was the last time that you were genuinely happy? every tym a meet a nu pal do you think the last person you cried over cares about you? maybe i wis probably drunk at eh tym what are some things that you have to have everywhere you go? sex drive, sense of humour and a sense of purpose do long distance relationships work? naw just look at whitney and billie in eastenders an hes no even left yet who did you last talk to in person? ma wee bruv iain have you kissed the last person you texted? i dnt know maybe I am loose you're thinking about someone, aren't you? maybe where is the person your thinking about? how the fuck shud I know probably in london somewhere(danny dyer) would you ever dress as the opposite sex? not for actual cwear but fur a larf i dnt c why not we had a ann summer dressing up nyt for nettys 28th in it wis amazin' do you always answer your phone? naw no if i dnt want ae how many people have you held hands with in the past week? a few about 15 is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now? u canae really avoid yer emotions so naw when's the next time you'll see your best friends? today ahm hoping how many chances do you tend to give people before enough is enough? its no abootc hances fur me being bad cin b fun its whether a still huv eh desire tae hing around wae the person afterwards.. you doing anything fun today? joos eh usual al meet up wae family an bitch aboot peepo so aye it shud b fun if theres gd goss it's 5 in the morning, your phone rings, what do you do? c who it is and then threaten them wae violence if they wake u up at that tym again is there a girl you can tell anything to? theres only 1 i really weud say i cud i wont tell u her name though bt she knows who she is name 3 people you can trust? Isabel, Mum, Johann who was the last person you rode in a car with? Angie n johann we got pulled by the police gd tymes jk what was the last non-alcoholic beverage you drank? milk do you know anybody whose last name is a color? a used ae no a lassie called jamie leigh brown but a dnt know if that wis a second name or a description she wis dirrty does the chair you're sitting on have arm rests? aye but nae padding its pink ma wee bros well weird do you have to wear a name tag at your job? i dnt huv a job but sometymes a joos do around the hoose incase ne1 forgets ma name when buying new clothes, do you keep the original hanger that the clothes came on? naw thats sad wheres a place you feel "at home"? well traditionally at home but also johannes isabels lynettes does it bother you when people smoke around you? only if am gasping fur a snout an ave no got nane name food you refuse to eat? black pudding tuna quorn salads fur dinner(im not rabbit) or crab sticks are you LEGALLY able to drive? naw i dnt trust maself tae learn are you any good at math? ooh im quite gd a wis quite smart at stuff a while bck what was the first thing you thought this morning? i hope ma maw an da r working so i can get iain bck fur telling oan me last nyt(wee gras) do you mind sleeping on the floor? not really i prefer beds though what are your LEGAL initials? DAM (LMAO) is your hair longer than your shoulders? no did you smile at a text today? i only smiole at filthy txts how do you feel about your hair right now? ooh its fucked up i hate ma hair do you know anyone with the same name as you? yeah surprisingly ma uncle donald donald duck maxines mad pal donald ave got a wee cuzz called donald ano
	posted by Pingu The Crosseyed Penguin