Bebo

Steve Varley <varleyboi>

"me n me mam n me dadn me gran n a bucket ov vinderlooo"

	yo mama	308 weeks ago
	Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more. - Yo mama's like a rifle...four cocks and she's loaded. - Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine...five cents a blow. - Yo mama's like Chinese food...sweet, sour, and cheap. - Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. - Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away. - Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter. - Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn. - Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free. - Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump. - Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.- Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.
	posted by Steve Varley