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The Ray <_THE_RAY_>

	Naughty Nursery Rhymes	1072 días hace
	Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own Mary had a little lamb It's fleece was white and whispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now its black and crispy Mary 'ad a little pig She couldn't stop it gruntin' She took it down the garden path And kicked its f**king c**t in!!!!! My friend Billy Had a ten foot willy, He showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake And hit it with a rake And now its only 4 ft 4. Spider, spider on the wall. Ain't you got no sense at all? Can't you see the walls been plastered? Now you're stuck you silly bastard Hey Diddle, Diddle, The cat did a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun Then died of electric shock. Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front ...but she didn't wear that one very often Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you dickhead. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*** him, He's only an egg. Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky. Silly Jill forgot her pill And now there's little Franky. Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard to fetch her poor dog a bone. When she bent over Rover took over, And gave her a bone of his own. Little Boy Blew. Hey. He needed the money.
	escrito por The Ray

3 comentarios:

	Jessica McKenna.Ox ha dicho…	hace 1072 días
	funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (and i could go on and on)
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	Ryan McKenna ha dicho…	hace 1049 días
	eh.. how old are you again?
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	I Wanna Rob A Bank ha dicho…	hace 908 días
	HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa         <in vasion of stupid optimistic phycks>
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