Alan Mac <_______________0>

"i'd bleed for the red shirt"

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wot are mates for ?247 weeks ago
 
thompson - he likes his drink more than i do n he's fond off the odd lie now n again. fellow bands man. i blame him for my drinkin addiction. if i neva meet the man my life cud a led to somthg a whole lot brighter lik a bin man or somthg !

davidz - ballyquin fb mad n way a few cherry brandys in him he will do anythg. fan off coleraine fc i dont no wer 2 start way that. also a utd fan but makes up for it by supportin rangers. known him for over 3 years now also likes the odd lie !

bicki - this man all about his vodka n supports absolute shit (man utd) he likes his odd fight way a few drinks in him n also fond off the lies. known him since school. gud craic when he's about. sarcasm his his middle name !

young - i like this man for he's liverpool fc like my good self. he lives in the big city off myroe but when eva he finds a way outta it he liks treatin himself 2 havin a drink way the ladds. also known him since high school. on a scale a 1 to 10 on lies i'd say he's up there !

breeze - fan off the doah n the odd trip 2 kellys lik myself but supports absolute shit also fond off the odd lie. sudda seen this man on his 18th bday he's still recoverin ! he hasin meet a shot that he hasin tackled. likes abit yeager 2 !

wilson - utd fan nuff said bout that. could start tellin u a few storys bout this man but am sure he cud tell a few bout me 2 so i'll just leave it. not out as often as he used 2 but wheneva he finds time to come down he likes to show us them new dance moves a his. cani drink for fuck all tho. lies - mayb a few !

richie - supports absolute shit like the rest a dem. fellow drambuie drinker - good times. he's neva feared off the odd bet. even tho he's livin up in the big smoke' a belfast now he still finds time 2 make it bak dwn to limavady to have a sesh or two way us boys. fond off a good lie 2 tho lik the rest a dem !

paddy - yet gain fan off absolute shit but cani put that against him for he gives mii the odd lift frm ere till der. also a doah regular n off course fond off the lies. also still recoverin frm his 18th bday !

johnny - he's liverpool n rangers 110% lik myself n he's into his pintin n cherry brandy to which wer a fan a when wer on a clarkies special day out. am sure he has lied a few times in his life. tells me the truth tho or i wud jus get him barred. my bebo other half !

charlie - he has abit more sence by supportin arsenal but still shite. rangers mad n lik davidz he's a c'raine man... aye u heard rite. he's fond off the bin bag on the band bus afta a few 2 many he cani drink water for shit n yet again this man can lie !

baton - he's not as bad as the rest as he has abita sence n supports tottenham but der still shite. has been many a mad nites at his house way shot partys n poker nites. highlight off his life is when spurs won the carlin cup. he hasin recovered since. he lies 2 !

gaff - chelsea man for life. pity roman abramovich cuddin borrow him som money as he says he's always skint. we all no thats bullshit for he always get a 50p somwer to hussle us in a game off pool which also proves he fond off the lies !

ciaran - was introduced 2 mii by thompson a few years bak now n he has stuck by mii eva since. one drink leads to anotha way him n a hour lata he's hung round the toilet seat. FACT. but dont judge him by that. also a fan off real madrid - dont ask. he also no's hw 2 lie his way outta a paper bag !

broom - last but not least der's jason.. wer cousins but as the years hav gone by we hav become one n othas brother that wii both neva had. a fellow liverpool man 2 which is n extra bonus n prob the onli reason i lik him anyways. oj lado ! unlike the rest he neva lies. he told mii this himself !


if da rest off u r lucky i mite write somthg bout you 2 but lik my mates am fond off the odd lie :P

wot r mates for ? ;)
 posted by Alan Mac 

3 Comments:

Warren Scott said...8/26/08
 
the odd lie u say ? lol
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David McKeegan said...9/1/08
 
when have i verrrrrr lied :L
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Yung Watson said...4/15/09
 
yz evrifing about th lieeee.. :L
u lie tooo alan :| :O

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