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Missy Higgins <missyfellover>

	Kat And Missy's Story	1085 jours il y a
	This story was concocted at 3:30am this morning after a big night of drinking. We used the old 'fold over story' method and came up with this. It's pure literary genius! Kat's lines are in the italics. Once upon a time Kat and Missy had an adventure. It all started when Kat ate some weird green potatoes, which they absolutely loved! So then they decided to visit the cinema where they saw some hot male models (not that it mattered cause they both had boyfriends). They decided to be chubs and eat purple pancakes and hobbit toes. Of course they were forced to eat it by the most evil hobbit Hollee. So Missy and Kat were just walking along minding their own business when nasty hobbit Hollee abercadabered them away to far away Fairy Land! But Kate aka Missy could not leave Fairy Land because she loved the food too much, especially Fairy Bread! They were just about to get the next item on their shopping list when fairy Ezmerelda appeared and told them they had to help save the world from the wicked witch Erma. She was so wicked she would pluck out your eyelashes one by one then feed them to you while you slept. Fortunately Missy and Kat managed to feed her Rat Sack and she carked it. After taking a closer look they reaslied she had something in her hand. It appeared to be a scroll with some type of secret code on it, but what did it mean? It meant that in the end, everyone loved Fairy Bread, even the boys, not that they were gay, they just expressed their inner child. So they decided to go on a game show and tell the whole of Fairy Land which in turn saved their lives by the power of humour... The power of humour was enough to defeat their foes and ultimately keep Miss and Kat as friends for as long as potatoes were called potatoes... Did I mention that potatoes are Kate and Katherine's favourite food, and they quickly got around to eating all the baked, roasted, mashed, fried, and sizzled potatoes they could find. Not to mention hot and cold chips! "I love chips" said Miss, "they're the best veggie ever. You can have a whole meal of chip butties, chips and gravy, and all that!" Missy and Kat have curly hair! Just thought I'd throw that out there... you know how it is... By the way, they found- or should i say stumbled upon- a hidden portal, fell down it and now are back in the real world. Speaking of the real world, they lived happily, or slightly tired and drunkenly, ever after with lots of Fairy Bread and chips and gravy. Can we go to bed now Kat? THE END
	posté par Missy Higgins