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Funny Emo Jokes349 weeks ago
 
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none, they just like to sit in the dark and cry

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? it cuts itself!

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?
a good start

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
3. one to screw it in, 2 to write a poem about how much they miss the first one

The best convience of emo clothes? they hang themselves

how do you get an emo kid out of a tree?
cut the rope

what do you do if you see an emo kid with his hand blown off?
stop laughing and reload

Q: What do emos use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What do you call an emo who just got dumped?
A: Deceased

Q: Why did the emo cross the road
A: To cut themself

Q: How many emo kids does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What's better than 50 emo kids nailed to a tree?
A: One emo kid nailed to fifty trees.

Q: How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
A:Four.
One to cry about it.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on MySpace.
The other to make the burrito.

I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself

HEY EMOKID, wanna go to Disneyland? you have to wait in line though, NO CUTS
 posted by Steve Glenn 

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