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Kerrigan <Kerro20>

"DON'T PISS ON THE MOON BABE!"

	Man Utd Chants	919 Tage her
	He plays on the left, He plays on the right. That Boy Ronaldo, Makes England look shite! We hate Eng-er-land! We are Manchester!...(The hatred between Manchester United and England fans is an unusual one that isn't often reported. Despite the fact over half of the national team also play for the reds, England fans still barrack and abuse them. Fans with those appalling St.George's Cross Man 'U' flags at Old Trafford are frowned upon with die-hard Reds and anti-England songs are heard at most games.) We've won it nine times, We've won it nine times, Six more than anyone, We've won it nine times! United! United! rah rah rah! City! City! hah hah hah! Leeds! Leeds! baa baa baa! Scousers! Scousers! rob your car! AR-GEN-TINA! AR-GEN-TINA! (This chant is used for Gabriel Heinze and winds rival fans up as it's another dig at England!) Once a Blue Always a Red Once a Blue Always a Red...(Rooney) Park, Park, wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country! It could be worse, you could be a Scouse, Eating rats in your council house! Nemanja ohhh, Nemanja ohhh, He comes from Serbia... He'll F**kin' Murder Ya! Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? Who put the ball in the Scousers' net? Ole Gunnar Solskjaer... Who put the ball in the Germans' net? Who put the ball in the Germans' net? Who put the ball in the Germans' net? Ole Gunnar Solskjaer... Where's your famous Munich song? Where's your famous Munich song? (In the days gone by, songs about the Munich Air Crash ('Who's that dying on the runway...?') were sang tastelessly by Liverpool supporters. After the Hillsborough Disaster, Liverpool fans stopped singing about Munich, so United fans chanted, 'Where's Your Famous Munich Song?'. Have you ever won the treble? Have you f*ck! Have you ever won the treble? Have you f*ck! Have you ever won the treble? Ever won the treble? Ever won the treble? Have you f*ck! U-N-I, T-E-D United are the team for me, With a nick nack paddywack, give a dog a bone, Why don't city f*ck off home. Mourinho are you listening, You'd better keep our trophy glistening, Coz we'll be back in May to take it away, Walking in a Fergie Wonderland! Where were you when you were shit? Where were you, when you were shit? (Chelsea) Who put the ball in the Arsenal net? Who put the ball in the Arsenal net? Who put the ball in the Arsenal net? Half of f*cking Europe! (this song is a bit dated now but basically mocked Arsenal's European efforts!) United are better than England - We all agree - United are better than England... We all agree - [opposition's name] are better than England... We all agree - City are better than England... Heskey for England! (United fans sarcastically sing about a player from the opposition, such as Emile Heskey and suggest he is so shit, he should be playing for England). Let's all laugh at England - Let's all laugh at England - Ha, ha, ha,ha! Ha, ha, ha,ha... We've got one stand bigger than your ground, We've got one stand bigger than your ground, We've got one stand bigger, We've got one stand bigger, We've got one stand bigger than your ground! Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he kissed the Liverpool crest, and put in a transfer request, Steve Gerrard Gerrard! (tune of "que sera sera")
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1 Kommentar:

	Neil Turner hat gesagt...	875 Tage her
	that is so incredibly sad... but i like the one about park... and scousers eatin rats. heh heh
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