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Clum <clumman>

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	have a rant.	575 jours il y a
	click on the title to see the hole thing. i hate people that drop litter and say "its the bin mans job to pick it up, im just giving him a job" because thats like setting fire to a house and saying "its the firemans job to put it out, im just giving him a job" you fuckin idiots! i hate when your internet fails and a window pops up telling you the report that was sent to www,mircosoft.com had failed... of course it fucking failed my internet isnt working! i hate people that want Scotland to go to war with England... thats like France going to war with Paris. *hint* it wouldn't work. there is a reason we are the UNITED kingdom. I hate when your phone manages to come off key pad lock and delete all the numbers in your phone book that you may acctualy need whilest in your pocket. seriously! wtf! make it fucking harder for some one to delete contacts! i hate people that are really really clever when it comes to computers but spend their life making viruses and bugs. heres an idea! why dont you use your knowlage to do something helpful! i hate Paris Hilton. she would get it in both ways. the sexual way and the kick in the teeth way. it should be called the "wasteful life" instead of the simple life. her existance is an insult to other simple minded people and their simple lifes. it makes me wonder how stupid the millions sperm she managed to beat would be. i hate jelly fish. they are infact over 95% water and have no brain, heart or any other organs which therefore make them no more that water that stings like fuck if you swim through it! i hate dyslexia. i have dyslexia... its a bastard. you know when you are doing something important or trying to explain something and you cant think of a word? well its like that in every sentance! and there are the other added bonuses such as not being able to spell or read or write or grip a pencil :S i know wtf!? im sure that was just some primary school bull shit tho. i hate people that drill holes in their exhaust of their crappy wee hatch backs. its like attaching a horn that shouts "look at me i have a shit car" also while im on the subject why would any one want a spoiler on a hatch back? is it cause you 1.5 liter engine might make the back end of your car fly of the road? eeehh nope! admit it. its cause you think it looks cool. now say that to your self over a few times and see how stupid you feel. i hate religon. however i do not hate religous people its your choice to believe what you want BUT if there was some superior being that control just about everything wouldnt you be a bit pissed off at him for allowing such things as poverty, war, polution, disease and so on to exsist? exactly. i hate the TV comedy show "scallywaga" where one sketch consists of some school kids (who btw look about 40) say "achillymondo" then wait for the reply of the teacher and then say "achickybondo" what the utter fuck does that mean and how is it in any way funny?! its clear that they thought it would catch on and kids would be saying it in school to their teachers. *note to teachers* if you do catch any one saying that in class slap fuck out the wee cunt and also now you know who to really blame. i hate people that dive in a football game that means nothing and where there is no money involved. there is a reason why people dive in professional football its because there is millions of pounds at stake not bragging rights for about 10 minutes after a match. i hate young teams. their ages seem to range from 12 to 25. not only do some people never grow up but they also go about spray painting "young team" on the back of shops and throw up a tantrum when they dont get sold "beavy" for their "sqwad" also as liam pointed out when they are talking about their "crew" they say "oan tap" first of all you shouldnt need a dyslexic person telling you its "on top" and second on top of what? your under age bird mate thats what. can you really boast about getting jiggy with a little piggy from 3rd year? seriously why tell people are you wanting a clap? or do you already have that? i hate bus drivers and train conductors that take there job far to seriously (not saying you shouldnt take pride and enjoy your job) but your pay wont be effected if i get on for a half will it? i hate fat girls that moan about being fat. worse than that is skinny girls that moan about being fat! i hate people that think you only deserve to live in the UK if you were born here yet they all dream of living in another country like spain. i hate when you go abroad on a package holiday (only been on one) and they advertise a "big english breakfast". i never came all this way to get a tan and a sausage roll! if that was the case i would go to the chippy followed by the fuckin tan stand. i hate insurance adverts. they are on 24-7 and bore the utter fucking life out of me. its like you can insure just about anything these days. who ever thought it was a good idea for insurance well you better have life insurance cause your going to fucking need it! i hate the royal familly. not only are they out dated racest inbread scum but they dont do anything! that is apart from spending our tax money so prince ginger perm harry can fly about in a helicopter and not have to fall victum to the lower class bently. but really the only thing they do is night wankers and declare war on third world countries. i hate big brands, their not even big! they are tiny and thats the point you end up paying 40 quid more on a symbol that some deprived child on the other side of the world got paid about 10 pence for making 100s of them a day. the thing i hate more though is the fact myself along with just about every one i know buy these products without sparing a thought for those who made it. i hate sterio-types. make way too big a deal about sterio-types in their teen years so much so that they change who they are and what they are like to fit in with a certain "type" of person. in my books there are only two types of people arseholes and the rest or as team america put it better dicks assholes and pussys. i hate technology because i love it. i know it sounds weird but if you are not a cave man or a squatter you will infact rely on technology a hell of a lot. and when it fucks up most average joes like myself dont know what to do. this is by far one of my biggest petty hates. you wont see me lose my temper much, believe it of not, but stand behind me whilst i am on this or msn for a couple of hours untill my internet decides to take a nap then you will see what really inspired the hulk. i hate naive people. they are just idiots, and yet people choose to ignore rather than challenge a person being unbelievably naive. the worst bit is that these people are well aware of what ever it may be but they choose to pretend like they are oblivious to the idea as it seems to be the easiest option at the time. i hate age limits. well not age limits per say but the stupid ones that tend to conflict with others. such as; 17 to join the army and 16 to have sex which conflicts with the 18 rating of a movie due to the violent and sexual content. which we would be able to experience already. also the being 16 to pay tax but having to be 18 to vote. so we have to pay tax to a goverment we have no say over. that! is not democracy! i hate people that let there dogs shit on sports fields such as my rugby clubs feild. are they so fucking stupid to see the posts and general outline of the pitch and realise the people use it for other than shitting on. One day i will! run and belly flop right on top of your wee stupid scotty dog! then when you complain i will simply point out im just playing rugby on a rugby field! i hate... well i dont its just a stupid cliche "great minds think a like"... well that obviously isnt true now is it? if it was wouldnt all the smartest people in the world invent the same things all the time? i hate the war on terrorism. its just a daft phrase. it shows that they dont have any one to declare war on so in other words they are just taking a really strong stance against terrorism. and thinking about thats not anything special. i mean who actually likes terrorism? the terrorist dont see their actions as terrorism, but they big powers of this world cant seem to see it like that. they see it like... well watch team america. (american goverment in a nutshell) i hate jakies. jakies dont know they are jakies so if you are a jakie here are some of the things that may make you a jakie: you dont wash, you talk pish at the top of your voice, you wear clothes that look about 9th hand, you wear bling! when you are whiter than white, you drink the shitest beer/ lager, you dont care for anyone else but yourself are fucking solid i hate this girl called (blank) i would say why but then it would be bitching and im no bitch, just a very angry wee boy. i hate soap operas and reality TV shows. soap operas tend to be a bunch of depressing characters played by the worst actors that dont do anything but sulk. such as eastenders (or at least i think) 'the pub' never a fucking a fucking bit of banter in it. why do they go? why?!!?! reality TV such as big brother. not only does it seem to be on every channel 24-7 but its also got the most infuriating people in it. yet the viewers love them! what confuses me is that if the "viewers" knew these people in person they would hate their guts! and the fucking the rest of them! i hate neo-nazis people seem to forget that it was the nazi party that started world war 2 not germany as a country its self was just pulled into the war as the nazi party was in power at the time. neo nazis are the biggest insult to the thousands of people that gave their lives fighting to end the nazi regime yet some skin head little fucks who have no proper political views keep it alive. i hate Westwood the BBC radio DJ and presenter of Pimp my ride UK so much so i cant physicaly watch a whole episode of Pimp my ride UK. people say he trys to hard to be black but its not that at all because no one! of any culture acts like that fanny. watch the gestures he makes it looks like he has cramp in his hands, and then there is the way he talks and dresses and his general facial expressions look like some one had farted near him. Put it this way if the cunt pimped me, i would break his jaw. i hate Catherine Tate or atleast i think thats her name, the really ugly unfunny commedian that ruined doctor who. i hate these "bebo fittest" band pages made up by little girls with too much make up. sure sometimes you see a photo that has been edited so much on photoshop that it rivals megan fox but in reality they are ugly as sin. its not just girls that are members/moderaters on these pages but boys too trying to show off the gel in their hair or the out line of a six pack they caught one day after trying for hours to get the angle of the light just right. the funny side of these pages are when the so called "pretty" girls stick up a picture of their (being kind) small dwarfy looking friends and comment it to be 'stunning' as they dont want to leave them out. i hate talk plus telecom for cutting off my phone line even though i am with BT, i keep on trying to perswade my dad to drive me down to the managing directors house so i can show him how angry his or her company has made me, perhaps with a chainsaw or an axe i hate shitey childrens films such as space dogs, we are in a ressesion yet they still manage to get the funding to film that shite. i hate all the other people around me at the cinema. if its not some kid kicking the back of my chair or the neds up the back its the fat jakeys who came early to buy the noisiest over priced food which lasts throughout most of the film and if they do finish they wisper just as loud as the would talk normaly asking each other simple dumb as fuck questions with the response of a simple dumb as fuck answer. i hate little neds at my school who think they can get away with anything because im a prefect and cant hit them, in the end of the day, out side of school, ive not got my blazer on, i see them i'll punt them over a wall. i hate moonpig, its probably the most annoying advert on TV for reasons i do not know i hate when people say tails never fails when flipping a coin. just because it rhymes doesnt mean it bends the laws of physics moron. i hate when fat, small or old people walk infront of you slowly as if they have given up caring whether they are pissing other people off. i hate the weather in Scotland, it seems almost as if there is some one in control of the weather and are watching my life and reading my mind waiting untill i have plans depending on good weather then they shit all over them by bringing rain or something. ontop of that its also like Scotland has only two seasons; winter and summer, summer being about two months of the year consisting of sun and cloud and winter being the rest most of which is rain, wind and more fucking rain! i hate when kids have ashma in films. For some reason no one in Hollywood knows how to use an inhaler, as i have ashma i know that you are ment to take a deep breath and hold it for ten seconds then wait a minute and do it again, in all the films they dont hold their breath and they dont wait a minute and they always take an overdose. i hate the x factor judges. They spraff proper shite, they see some one go on stage ask them how much they want to win then all of a sudden simon seems to know everything about them, and heres a tip if you are ever going on x factor, all you need to do is mention one or more of the judges before you sing and that will get you their vote... self obsessed idiots i hate the people singing on the T mobile advert, sure there is probably a lot of normal, nice, sound people in the crowd who are just there by chance and enjoying the unusual event but the cameras seem to pick out the plonkers in the crowd who are clearly over whelmed by lots of people singing so they get far too into it and make them selves look like a tit on tv. i have one thing to say to these people... well done, now the whole country knows your a idiot i hate how the goverment has taken away student deals on drinks. i can only guess the reasoning behind this is to tackle Scotlands binge drinking culture which is a problem but taking away student deals is the wrong way to go about it. Being a fresher ive realised cheap drinks is the foundations of which you socialise with other student, also it is not the students who are keeping up the binge drinking culture its people will full time jobs who can afford to go to the pub every day. i hate people that don't think their vote matters, it is a simple thing that shows who the idiots are in society as they do not know what people have fought through in the past to get the right to vote. I always tell people that they might not care now but if the right to vote got taken away their lifes would be turned upside down. i hate ticket machines at trainstations, them bastards alway give me an unhealthy amount of five pence coins when despensing my change, and it seems as if it is only ever me they do it to, i often wonder if some one that hates me has control of these machines and is getting their own back for something i have done in the past by slowly leading me to an early grave through excessive daily anger. i hate the amount of dark Scotland gets in the winter, it is so depressing. i hate Simon Cowell, his ego makes me sick, it is no longer about the music it is about the popularity of his shows which is a massive factor to his alter ego. He needs a kick in, yet his multi million pound life style prevents any one from getting the chance to do that so he sits in his money filled bubble feeding his ego, young, singing, sad sacks and whitening his teath. But... i had a passing thought that made me wonder... will any one miss him when he is dead?
	posté par Clum

26 commentaires:

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	Liam Philp a dit...	Il y a 575 jours
	I dont know which one of my sayings to use here? 1-Have a wank? 2- Change the tampon?
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	Clum a dit...	Il y a 575 jours
	ive said both of them to myself many times writing this. it didnt help.
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	Mike Shaw a dit...	Il y a 575 jours
	sand in your vagina?
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	Clum a dit...	Il y a 575 jours
	hole fuckin beach
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	John a dit...	Il y a 575 jours
	I can't believe I actually read that. You have a bad case of pms.
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	Liam Philp a dit...	Il y a 574 jours
	pms?
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	John a dit...	Il y a 574 jours
	premenstrual syndrome
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	Clum a dit...	Il y a 574 jours
	if its contagious then i got it from you. any way dont pretend like you couldnt double my rant list with petty hates of your own your like the angriest person in the hole world.
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	John a dit...	Il y a 574 jours
	If my hates are petty that doesn't say much about yours.
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	Clum a dit...	Il y a 574 jours
	i dont get you? i know my hates are petty...
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	John a dit...	Il y a 574 jours
	(y)
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	Clum a dit...	Il y a 574 jours
	what are your hate any way? apart from me of course
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	John a dit...	Il y a 574 jours
	I can't fit it into this... That's why it's on my profile I hate everything that doesn't describe me (:
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	Hutchy a dit...	Il y a 573 jours
	lol nice blog mate
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	Measured Pleasure a dit...	Il y a 573 jours
	LOL. harry and his bentley. ahhhh i love it.
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	.Khristmas-Kempy. a dit...	Il y a 565 jours
	clum u are just to aggressive...u need to calm down...o n by the way if a conductor doesnt allow on for a half take a deep breath and CAVE HIS FUCKIN SKULL IN WITH ANY IMPLIMENT THAT IS NEAR (including the edge of the table)...i also fuckin hate conductors who take their job seriously...its not even a decent job u cunts!!!!
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	Clum a dit...	Il y a 562 jours
	i feel that it is just your anger that is rubbing off on me dave
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	.Khristmas-Kempy. a dit...	Il y a 562 jours
	clum mate i have never rubbed off anywhere near u lol or have i.........
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	Clum a dit...	Il y a 562 jours
	yeah you have. i think its just turned into a obsesses compulsive disoreder and you dont acctualy realise its happen you do it so much. next time you are excited try looking at both hands at the same time then you shall see.
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	.Khristmas-Kempy. a dit...	Il y a 562 jours
	yeh right the last time u told me to look at both hands at the same time i pissed on my shoes an i aint fallin for that one again checky cunt
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