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Ming Jing <minsta86>

""Everything in life, has the potential to be funny. So dont be so uptight! Lighten UP!""

	You Know Your A Rollerblader When...	752 days ago
	1)You sit at a desk or table, and practice switch-ups with your feet.(Done it!) 2)You look at people who are sitting down, and note what grind they are doing with their feet. 3)You pretend to grind Handrails or ledges in your shoes. 4)You have a huge collection of broken wheels, frames, bearings, and loads of bolts.(A box full!) 5)You carry an Allen-key with you a lot.(Done it!) 6)You see ledges or rails, and go "Oh My God! Look at that ledge/handrail!" Any skating friends agree with you, everyone else thinks you forgot to take your pills.(lol yeap!) 7)When you drive along the motorway you fantasize of mile long grinds and mad switch ups on the barrier rails. When you try to walk you occasionally try to push your feet sideways. 9)You get lots of strange looks when you talk about "Boning", "Porn stars", or at worst, "Boning Porn stars". 10)You finger skate every handrail you walk down. 11)You do cess-slides on every polished surface you can find in your socks. 12)You finger skate books, the desk, the table, and anything else with a transition / grind able surface. 13)You find yourself thinking about skating at inappropriate moments such as during exams, or when you're 'with' a girl.(Done it!) 14)You have had a splinter in your palm.(Yeah kinda sucks!) 15)You have a whole different language that you use with your skate friends. 16)You can talk about 'waxing cess pads' and 'switch fishes' without getting embarrassed. 17)You want finger skates so much! 1 You think more about how you dress for a big skate session than you do for a date. 19)You literally CAN'T stand still for more than 10 seconds!!(UH yeah!) 20)You can only afford soda or a bag of chips...so you go to a fast food place order a cheap burger and ask for "water". 21)You can match the bruises and scars on your body to the trick you did.(Done it!) 22)When you watch a movie and the first thing you notice is not the character in the shot but a rail, ledge or other kind of obstacle....and imagine yourself doing it. 23)When you break your leg and still go to sessions and not do anything but film for 7 months. 24)You have worn your skates while on the computer at least once.(Done it!) 25)You have looked at a dog and actually considered royaling it. 26)You lost a girlfriend over it.(Found cuz of it lol) 27)When you use the create a park feature on THPS to build your favorite skate spot then pretend he's a rollerblader. Guilty, multiple times over. 2 When youve dreamed of (or tried) cess sliding up a moving car coming at you. 29)When your girl knows that at any point a date can be broken for a big session or comp and she is not allowed to complain.(I guess she understands) 30)When she also knows that a night of dinner at a fancy restaurant and a movie turns into McDonalds and filming for the next video. 31)When your "flying dreams" from when you were a child mix with dreams about skating and everything becomes possible. You subsequently wake up and rush out to try your new "skills." You fail. 32)When you become addicted to the 'grind noise'.(yeap) 33)When you and your friends stop at the mall to eat and you wear you liners around. You get crazy looks from people. Then a black kid comes up to you and says "Yo them shits is hott".
	posted by Ming Jing