Bebo

Becca Hofmann <x_BabyYouJustDied_x>

"I Love Le City"

	This Is A Story I Wrote Whilst Boozed For Kpie And Loubear.	437 Tage her
	Once upon a time there was a Princess called Princess Kpie. She was really tall and had blue eyes. But she had a problem. An evil Funsponge had been terrorising the kingdom. Also her mum, the Queen, had locked her in a dungeon. It was black and grey and very obsessively colour-coordinated. Then, one night, at exactly 12:24am, she tasted some magic Cosmopolitan. This drink was so immensely amazingly awesome that its sheer power countered the powers of Funsponge. With her newfound powers she was able to escape the dungeon and stay awake all night, drink non-stop, and still emerge fresh and sober the next morning. Princess Kpie was out with her best bitches, Madame Berecca and Lady Loubear, when Funsponge descended on the mean tavern they were drinking in. A hush fell over the room. The air was fridgid; those present who were previously enjoying life felt their joy leave the room with an audiable 'woosh.' Funsponge had sponged the fun out of everything. Bitch. Princess Kpie, with the strength of the magic Cosmopolitan rushing through her veins, walked up to the dreaded sponge. With the crowd watching with bated funless breath, she raised a hand... And punchd that whore out. The crowed roared. A cheer could be heard all across the kingdom as fun was once again returned to all. It was real sweet oi. THE END. P.S. This point is punctured by an affectionate tug of Kpie's toe. Ooh.
	geschrieben von Becca Hofmann