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"Break Your Face"

	Deco I harldly new you	890 dni temu
	A rare interview with the man himself, conducted by one of Ireland's most prestigious interviewers, Dave Fanning: Dave Fanning: Deco, is this how you envisaged your life would turn out when you were younger? Deco: pretty much ya, although i expected id have newer clothes, and when i was a young lad i dreamed about flaggins of devils bit cider, never in my wildest dreams did i imagine Tesco would launch a takeover bid of Quinnsworth.. that day remains the single most important day of my life.. it brought value, tesco value to me and the boys Dave Fanning: What would you describe as a perfect Sunday? Deco: Sunday, today you mean? Dave Fanning: no today is Tuesday Deco: right ya, well my sundays start off like any other day, i used to go to mass but i was banned after i was framed for puttin shit on the walls Dave Fanning: Framed deco? you were caught red handed,, or brown handed as it would be.. Deco; no no the guards framed me and put my hand down my arse and forced me to do it... anyway back to the perfect sunday,, it would begin with drinking all the left over pints around the streets, i like to keep the streets clean, then i just wander around akin people for change. Dave Fanning: Why did you choose to be a bum? Deco: well to be honest it chose me, ya dont just stick bum on the cao form, ya have to work very hard from an early age, gettin the taste for warm beer and perfectin your beggin skills. different bums have different techniques, some are crazy bums, some are blind or crippled im a drunkin bum whos also very annoying, i think thats why im so successful, Dave Fanning: right, ya you me 5 euro come to think of it! who has been the biggest influence on ur career as a bum? Deco: I have two, my da and PK the bud. my da set the standards for me when i was a young lad ya know. he got sacked all the time, he was on the dole, he beat me ma which was important for my development, i didnt realize it then but it would be important in the future as i set out to be just like him. PK is an inspiration to us all, he doesnt shower, doesnt change his clothes, doesnt use mixers so he saves money, hes a good lad PK is Dave Fanning: right ya, what do ya think of the new U2 album? Deco: i wouldn know too much about the competition now. I like the Boner lad Dave Fanning: yes ok. Deco do you think you've peaked or is there more to come from the dirty one? Deco; no no i think theres more from deco. im tryin to mix it around more this year, subtle things like askin for money in new locations, tryin to broadin my fan base by hangin around golf courses with biscuits and stuff like that. im hopin to get the new celtic jersey too, need to move with the times, thats why iv got the tinternet and the websites and the bebos and youtubs ta wash me self and that. Dave Fanning: intriguing Deco. why do you think people are constantly linking you with being dead?? Deco: thats actually my publicists idea. framing my death makes people fork out more change, Interview conducted by Eddie Hobbs Eddie Hobbs: Deco im here to help you with your financial problems, now im goooin to need your cooperation if this is goin to be scuccessful is that fine with you? Deco: i dont know who you are or how you know my name but ya ok Eddie Hobbs: right so Deco, according to my figures here your earning on average 20 euuuuro an hour by begging is that right? Deco: i think thats right ya but i couldnt be sure i get pissed around 2 and usually black out. Eddie Hobbs: well yes thats what appears to be the problem, your sending alot on drink, could this be reduced? Deco: no but i could try find somethin cheaper to drink i suppose Eddie Hobbs: now we're on the right track! what i propose is that you buy a bottle of white spirits a week in b&q it'll, save 15,000 euuuro a year! what does that sound like. Deco: sounds like a lot of cider to me ha ha ha ha, im only messin with ya wat ya say ur name was again? Eddie Hobbs: also it says you spend 20,000 euro a year on herpes cream why do you need this Deco: well thats very personal, off the record its for me nose, its a bit of a disgrace to be honest Eddie Hobbs: it is indeed! right if you just wear a fake nose which ya cam buy at a joke shop for about 5 euro you'd save yourself all that money aswell. Deco: never thought of that Eddie Hobbs: now according to this you spend 30,000 a year on pretendin your dead, this is hardly necessary for some1 like you Deco: its part of me image, when ya think deco ya think drink, naas, dead. without that id just be any old bum i need differentiation from my peers to survive in this gig. Eddie Hobbs: that sounds like a load of bollox to me. right lets re cap, if you follow my guidelines ull save urself 65,000 eurrro a year! thats a phenomenal amount of money! Deco: might do that ya, have ya any money on ya by any chance iv nothin at all...
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2 komentarze:

	Eoin O'Meara mówi…	605 dni temu
	why did no1 comment on this?
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	Matt F mówi…	386 dni temu
	ye have your millenium balls, the church, geordan murphy, lawlors and even that cock shaped entrance to the shopping centre but this man personifies what naas is
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