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Stephen Jones <jonesey20>

	Notice to Women everywhere from a man who's had enough	1294 jours il y a
	If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. If you won't dress like the sex in the city girl's don't expect us to act like their male soap friends. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her. Birthdays, Valentines and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again. If you ask a question you don't want the answer to, expect an answer you dont want to hear. Sometimes, We're not thinking about you. Live with it. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to talk about topics such as football or motorsports. Saturdays and Sundays = Sports. Its like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really! You have enough clothes. You have too many shoes. Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: subtle hints don't work. Strong hints dont work. Really obvious hints don't work. JUST SAY IT. No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the calendar - thats what its for. Most guys own 2-3 pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress? Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. It is neither in your best interest nor outs to take the quiz together, no it doesn't matter which quiz. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; its genetic. You can either tell us to so something OR tell us how to do something but not both. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during the add breaks ALL men see in only 16 colours. Peach is a fruit, not a colour. It it itches, it will be scratched. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you. If we ask what's wrong and you say 'nothing' we will act like nothings wrong. We know you're lying but it's just not worth the hassle.
	posté par Stephen Jones

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	Brian Crowley a dit...	Il y a 1294 jours
	A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. Yeah why do girls have headaches or colds or sick stomachs 24/7?
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	Emer Grant a dit...	Il y a 1294 jours
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